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Damn even Grim went to Kelly's viewing party while Dwight and Jim couldn't be bothered

I already reblogged this, but you know what this makes me especially happy about? I'm 23, and I grew up with original Blues Clues. I aDORED it. and while I don't have kids myself, there are other people my age who do, and other people older than me who have kids now who grew up with the same Blue and Steve I did, or people my age with nieces/nephews/cousins watching this with them. Toddlers watching this right now for the first time may not get this reference. But the GROWNUPS WATCHING WITH THEM WILL. They (we) will look at this and see our old friend Steve, having grown up just like us, looking out at the younger generation and saying "look, I did it, and you can too!" It's just...it's so special.

gang gang

I’ll even go a step further and say workers should be paid for their commute to work, as well as their commute home, as if they were on the clock.

Where are you from?? I’m from Holland, where every worker gets a compensation for their travel time based on the kilometres they live from their place of work. I thought this was a relatively common thing?

if rats can hold a cracker they can hold a sword 

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

Hey just to add on, if you liked the representative, and the survey is asking for opinions on a scale of 0-10… please give the rep 10′s across the board.  Don’t try to be thoughtful and detailed and put down a 7 or an 8 or a 9.  A lot of times anything below a 9 or 10 counts as a zero (no, for real) and guess who it comes back to?  That’s right, the customer service rep.

At my job anything below a 10 is zero and our store is graded on our survey % so if anyone even puts 9s across the board it’s a 0 in the end and heavily brings down our stores score- which can lead to firings,

corporations: more horrible than i thought

Reiterate: Always score those surveys as 10s. Blast the company itself on social media.

So basically they don’t tell you that you’re fucking people over. Once again corporations being slimey as fuck.