bloodborn.

Oh, I was cruising for a nap.  I mean I wouldn’t have objected if that seduced someone, but a nap in the warm pool room was really the point.

“ oh, look at you, staff but still flossin’. alright, i’m gonna go steal your bed, you can stay here with your fancy pool. “

“Well that sounds better than just fell asleep in the pool area, doesn’t it?’

“ depends, what are you cruising for? “

“ i’d rather eat food from the restaurant than from anywhere else, “ matt had a weird quirk, not particularly fond of food coming from an unknown origin. this place was more complex than what it seemed on the surface, apprehension was understandable. “ would be the first time i’ve been cuffed, but that lack of control might trigger a sleeper cell, i could be a puma. “ he mimicked a snarl, dissolving into laughter. “ wait, are you still talking about food? despite the appearance, i’m well fed. “

“Wait, that’s your version of a joke, and yet yours are better than mine?” He asked with a raised eyebrow, “I like mine better.” Nik began to grin as he turned his head up, noticing how the boy seemed to cringe the moment the he pulled out his weapon again. “I’m not arming myself, you seem to not be leaving so I’m going to continue what I was doing. You realize I’m not going to actually shoot you right?” He asked with a small laugh as he made a head gesture for the other to sit next to him.

“ i know, still fun to fuck with you, see if i can trigger the dementia. “ age jokes, not quite original but to matt, still funny. sliding in beside the agent, matt toyed with the clip of the pistol he was cleaning, testing the weight in his hand. “ you’ve got a lot of fire power, what would it take to have a personal security guard? “ very few would guess matthew came from a fortunate home, given his lowly position here, but he was quite familiar with dangerous, tough men like nik.

“ most likely, though last time i checked, i have more than enough to keep you sated. “ matt teased, threading a hand through the boy’s hair before he went to lay down. “ just get comfy, “ he mused with a smile, settling on his knees behind abel, gently lifting the boy’s shirt so he had access to his lower back, kneading the flesh firmly. “ why not? i’m not here to fuck a client, “

Well, napping in the pool area hasn’t seduced any clients, so you can share with me tonight if you want.

“ seducing people now? poor thing. “

“ ...yeah, that’d actually be pretty rad. just let me know when you are, i guess. “

“Um, excuse you? They were pancakes and waffles. Just finished waffles first.”

“ pancakes are waffles that didn’t quite make it. i’m upset that i’m in the presence of sadness.” 

“ pancakes, not waffles? blasphemy. “

I’ll give you that, but I like having abs so I’ll stick with my current regiment body wise.