Help me I'm poor...

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

to the slut who invented gnocchi: i love you

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That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

literally life with cats

if you think I’m watching stranger things for any reason other than how hot Winona Ryder is you’ve got another thing coming

When I’m fangirling about my newest celebrity crush around my friends

if you level up your eevee while listening to a-ha it evolves into takemeon

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website