Damon Albarn killed Kurt Cobain

And they obviously based Spongebob off of Damon

Have you ever heard that theory Bikini Bottom is hell and the 7 main characters of Spongebob are based off the 7 deadly sins? And Spongebob is lust. Why? There isn't anything particularly "lustful" about him is there?

Of course, it's cause Damon is a LUST KILLER.

Does anyone else remember this shit from childhood, I always thought this was weird, this episode even got banned:

It could not be any more on the nose. Courtney Love's closet... look at those Rivers drag pictures in full.

Is Mr Krabs the personification of greed Donald Trump too? Maybe Damon is in on it

Same type of dress Courtney Love used to wear all the time

The original demo

It sounds exactly like Country House. Did he want to get sued for plagiarism? Some weird way of getting attention? The whole band intentionally looking just like Blur thing I can't tell if it's all for himself or it's the most passive aggressive thing on earth. Now they are using the color pink and a cult theme and ripping of Gorillaz. Though this version wouldn't make it on the radio as easily so it was changed (radio play to ensure a certain someone hears it??).

After Parklife Damon bought a big farmhouse in the country.

Its an obvious Blur parody

Where the original Blue Album came from:

Beverly Hills = Country House (funnily enough, Beverly Hills being the place he was located and robbed before he got killed)

We Are All On Drugs = Brothers And Sisters

Also of course

Supposedly the behavior of a woman confronted with people rightfully accusing her of murder who she should be absolutely terrified of. "Let's sit down and chat... Want anything to eat or drink? Anyways, be honest with me, why do you think this? It's never girls that do it's always guys.... 😔🫂🫂🫂"

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