cleaning boner

who wants to go on a titan-killing spree with me

only if we do it for the vine

looks like we’re going on a killing spree then.

we also need to kill the, “you’re bean” meme. 

hanji sends out a slumber party invite

heichou is ready to party.

im cool. i can do the whole sleepovers thing. but id need to sanitize the house first wtf.

no i cant read. but if i could i know that it would say, “levis only, titans can take the next exit”

u know whos also goin down on me tonite.. his name starts with an e

who wants to go on a titan-killing spree with me

only if we do it for the vine

looks like we’re going on a killing spree then.

we also need to kill the, "you're bean" meme. 

hanji sends out a slumber party invite

heichou is ready to party.

im cool. i can do the whole sleepovers thing. but id need to sanitize the house first wtf.

no i cant read. but if i could i know that it would say, "levis only, titans can take the next exit"

who wants to go on a titan-killing spree with me

only if we do it for the vine

hanji sends out a slumber party invite

heichou is ready to party.

im cool. i can do the whole sleepovers thing. but id need to sanitize the house first wtf.

hanji sends out a slumber party invite

heichou is ready to party.

hella gay man 

i mean look at your fuckin eyebrows.

are you gonna just stand there? or are you gonna go after them?

hella gay man 

i mean look at your fuckin eyebrows.

are you gonna just stand there? or are you gonna go after them?

hella gay man 

i mean look at your fuckin eyebrows.

spoiler alert.. the colossal titan is actually MY DICK.

im NO ONES dick thank u

wtf who gave you permission to talk. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY DICK. IT’S PRETTY FUCKING COLOSSAL.

like what? my stature? at least i don't have to bend down to suck dick if you know what i mean.