hogwarts au feat. durmstrang rumi, beauxbatons mira, hogwarts zoey
Its midterm season and y’all know what that means: studying writing a 20k fic about my newest obsession!
Chapter 1: so easy on the eyes, but so hideous on the inside
It’s funny, isn’t it? How so much can change during a single year. It was quite simple: keep her head down, armour polished, and win the tournament—no matter the cost.
And now?
Now she’s throwing herself against the dirt walls of an underground maze, trying her best not to be pummelled by a gorilla…all because two people couldn't keep it within themselves to stay away.
All because Rumi couldn’t help but feel a warmth blooming in her chest every time their eyes met. All because of…some girl. Granted, a girl with hair so bright that she must be magic itself. But still…just a girl. A girl who happens to be the reason why she’s fucked. Totally and utterly fucked. Because somewhere, somehow, during her time at Hogwarts, Mira went from being everything she hated to everything she wanted. She has no idea why—there are a million reasons why she shouldn’t like Mira.
or: Triwizard Tournament AU where Rumi’s walls are higher than ever, Mira is in the middle of her wild-child era, and Zoey's just trying not to become a child of divorce twice
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trying to decide which member of huntrix required the most PR training. AND LOOK, i know that rumi is a weak contender here (growing up with celine, hiding her patterns, etc.), but i also think that her training was way too textbook-y. like, she has prepared answers for many questions, but the second an interviewer goes off script, she short-circuits. then, she either blurts out the most stupidest thing ever that haunts every social media feed for the following 2 weeks or she just Stares. that classic rumi Stare. which also haunts every social media feed for the following 2 weeks.
mira is kinda the obvious choice, isn't she? problem child and all that. but i'd like to think that she actually keeps herself in line most of the time unless there's an opportunity to piss off her parents who are definitely watching her career from afar. i'd like to think of her PR incidents like this: she is a pleasure to talk to in any variety show, interview, anything—but every once in a while she says the most out-of-pocket, hair-gripping, toe-curling, teeth-grinding thing so it evens out and compensates for her Manners. and leaves both bobby and celine with 20% more grey hairs than before.
and then there's zoey. zoey whose beginnins were surely a pain to push through. like, imagine living in the US for that long and then being plunged into a really different culture (and sure, her mum was her connection to her roots, but it's not the same. the real deal is different). so, of course, zoey has to relearn how to talk and gesture and control her volume levels, but that's the tame part. alright, so she's a bit loud, the fans thought, no harm otherwise, rightWRONG!!! YOU'RE SO WRONG. zoey is more proud of her PR incidents than ashamed, especially once she realises she's untouchable as an idol. she wears them like badges of honour and times them, plans them all out. too quiet on the front? must mean zoey of huntrix is lurking around the corner, waiting for a moment to strike...
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The idea of Mira and Zoey trying to set Celine up with someone and Rumi actively working against them will always be funny. Especially if Celine doesn't have a single clue about what's going on.
Backstage at an event or something, Mira and Zoey spy someone making eyes at Celine and share a look and a nod.
They somehow manage to convince this person to shoot their shot and said person moves to do just that.
Cut to Rumi full on tackling Celine out their path, curling around her like a jealous Koala, glaring at this poor innocent soul who's just as confused as Celine is.
Unfortunately for Rumi Zoey has sexret burner accounts just in case so now no one can stop her appreciation of Celine!
One of her burners gets famous (or infamous, depending on who you ask) for their unhinged thirst posts about Celine because Rumi made the mistake of 1) responding to the account and 2) getting baited into posting, "EW NO" to the question, "so you don't think Celine is hot"
(Rumi cannot believe she had to explain *in a press release* that she was *not* saying Celine was ugly, she was simply expressing discomfort at the idea that *the woman who raised her* was "hot" because that is not something she wants to think about because *Celine raised her*)
(Rumi had to explain the situation to Celine.
"Celine, stop laughing! It's not funny!"
"Aish, this is why I told you girls to stay off social media.")
(In Zoey's defense, she did not think legions of Sunlight Sisters fans existed anymore or that Rumi would actually start a fight with half of them.)
They do a rematch. This time, Zoey gives a couple answers that are incorrect and Rumi knows it. But Zoey and the game show writers only have access to the PR-approved facts. Rumi knows the REAL story.
Mira: In spring 1998, the Sunlight Sisters rescheduled three concerts after Ryu Miyeong broke her shoulder playing which sport?
Rumi: Uhhhh *has watched the home video Thirdlight taped, which shows her mother falling out of a tree while showing her and Celine a trick-shot with her bow* ....Archery?
Mira, giving her a Look: Incorrect.
Zoey: Volleyball!
Mira: Correct. For double-points, Ka—
Mira: *adjusts her glasses in case she misread it*
Mira, glancing at Rumi, eyebrow raised: —ahem. Kang Celine very publicly ended a...two-year relationship in July of 2005. Which actor from which TV show was she dating?
Zoey: Park Jeongho from...ooh! Diary of a Seoul Secretary!
Rumi: Wait, what?!
Mira, shrugging: Correct.
Rumi, internally, fuming: Uncle Jeongho and his long-term BOYFRIEND have come over for dinner at the hanok EVERY YEAR since I was in DIAPERS. SHE. WAS. HIS. BEARD.
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pizza delivery driver zoey driving rumi around on their first date and someone swerves out in front of them so she has to slam on the breaks and on instinct swings an arm out toward the passenger seat and accidentally grabs rumi’s whole tit and rumi slowly turns to look at her
Headcanon - When hunters die, they literally disappear and become one with the honmoon. Many hunters claim to see the honmoon grow extra bright during times of danger and they believe that is the spirit of previous hunters helping them because the lights always appear in three. When Celine passes away, Rumi sees a new light join the honmoon where there had previously been two and realizes Celine has finally reunited with Miyeong and Eun Ji (third Sunlight Sister)
What if the other two weren’t super obvious post Idol Awards? And for a while there was a real fear that when the Honmoon broke, and was repaired, the souls that had been woven into it had been released into the ether.
And of course Celine never blamed Rumi or held resentment. She understood why what happened needed to happen. And she almost saw it as something healing, in a way. The countless generations that came before, finally allowed to rest. A part of her did wonder, though. She knew she’d likely be the next Hunter to die, so she questioned if all souls would be unbound to the Honmoon in death, or if she would be the first of countless Hunters to come after to become one with this new Honmoon.
And she would be alone. Without her girls. For eternity.
Celine never expressed this concern to Rumi, but Rumi had similar thoughts and the guilt only weighed heavier and heavier. It built up further after Celine’s first heart attack. And festered up until her second one, the one she didn’t wake up from.
But two lines from the Honmoon became pronounced along the walls of the hospital room, vibrating like sound waves, calling out until the heart monitor went steady, and a third appeared along with them. And Rumi was sad, of course she was, but at the same time she felt a kind of joy and relief that took years worth of worry from her shoulders.
Because she knew now. Celine wasn’t alone anymore. And neither will any Hunter.
But also, just imagine how heartbroken and almost terrified Celine must have been when the honmoon fully broke. Miyeong and Eun Ji were always the easiest dotes/strings to find because they were the only ones in a group of two. It's not like they can talk but, for Celine, seeing that double string appear when she's feeling her worst lets her know that they're still with her, they see her, they still want to be around her. When the honmoon breaks, Celine watches them vanish and while, like you said a part of her is happy that they can finally be at peace, it's also similar to seeing them die again as she watches those lines vanish.
Then, just as she's about to die in the hospital, with Rumi, Zoey and Mira all around her---none of them starting to gray yet but Celine has heard them bet who will get grey first---and sees two strings on the hospital wall, she could almost laugh. Of course they'd pick now to show up again. They always did love to make an entrance.
The strands were so bright now. Before the two strands used to stand out because they were a pair, but in the weeks following Celine’s death, the now trio of threads glowed and danced brighter than any other thread. What was more, the three strands no longer matched the rest of the Honmoon, which phased between every hue of light like bands of opal. Just these three threads had turned gold, as if they had been gilded before being woven into the tapestry.
“Of course they would,” Mira pointed out when she spotted Rumi admiring the strands for the twentieth time that day, “Celine always wanted that gold Honmoon.”
Rumi watched the bright threads dance together over the ceiling, sparkling like waves on a beach at…golden hour.
The realization dawned on her, and tears sprung readily to her eyes. Mira and Zoey both sat up, ready to offer condolences or comfort, but then Rumi laughed weepily. “They’re not gold,” she explained.
Mira and Zoey shared a confused glance.
Rumi smiled, waving her hand through the air, bidding the strands to swirl and intertwine with each other. “They’re sunlight,” she breathed.
Just…just Rumi putting her hand out and the strings dancing in between her fingers with two of them wrapping around her almost like a hug. Just Rumi knowing this is her moms hugging her because they love her so much.
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Celine and Huntrix cooking stream with Bobby as the judge. The challenge each one of them have to make a non Korean dish( for Zoey they also include non American can’t have her cheat) they’ve never made before with a time limit of course.
It's giving Markiplier Makes sprinkled in with that challenge where each person has to lose a sense while they all cook together.
Huntrix have to make a dish Celine used to cook for them all the time growing up from scratch but each of them has to lose a sense.
Rumi loses sight👁️👁️, so she has to wear a blindfold (her other senses are bumped up because half demon but it's still hell for her because she relies HEAVY on her HD demon eyes).
Zoey loses the ability to taste 👅 and talk👄 so her mouth is either taped shut or if they're feeling particularly gremlinly, a Ball Gag just for the giggles. (This is also hell for Zoey because taste is her primary tool when she cooks and when she gives instructions she's insanely specific which would have helped.)
Mira loses her ability to hear 👂🏻 so she has to wear their strongest noise cancelling headphones with some classical music playing. Not too loud though or she might actually crash out.
Rumi gives the instructions while Zoey tries to mime them to Mira. Mira says what she thinks Rumi said and Rumi will confirm or correct which Zoey will relay back.
Celine is in the kitchen with them but she's not allowed to assist at all, just make sure no one loses a finger.
"I think this needs some salt."
"Mhnm, hmhnm hn nmhm nhmn" *gestures to a spot on the table*
"SALT? SHE SAID SALT? SHE WANTS THE SALT? BUT DIDN'T WE PUT ENOUGH IN ALREADY?"
"Okay, yelling. I'm right here. Zoey tell her to stop yelling please. My poor ears."
"Mhnm mmhmh mnhm." *gestures to Mira's mouth, then makes a patting down motion, then points to Rumi and then points to her ears.*
"I DON'T THINK THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE TIME FOR HEAD PETS AND EAR SCRITCHES. WE'RE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!"
*Celine tea kettle noises*
Watching them try to make their favorite dish of hers, one Rumi knows by heart, while they stumble around has her rolling.
Someone almost gets stabbed.
More than once the camera has zoomed in on her silently wheezing while hanging onto the kitchen counter, tears running down her face.
They do better than they thought, which shouldn't have been that surprising considering this isn't the first time they've had to do something like this. (Part of their demon hunting training back in the day was them moving around and communicating almost exactly like this while Celine 'attacked' them)
Bobby tastes it and gives it a 7/10 having had the exact dish made by Celine so that's high praise.
Chat is crying laughing through the whole thing, Bobby reading out the funniest comments and tips that have all three of them screaming "Shut Up Chat!" several times.
Next cooking stream is Celine turn and she has to make several dishes (starter, main and dessert) she's never even tasted before never mind made, with half recipes she doesn't even understand in front of her, only the girls directing her who are no help.
The amount of times she's just stood there staring at the ingredients or the recipe and looking like she's regretting every decision she's ever made.
"This is blasphemy. Who wrote this?"
"It's just a little different, Cece."
"Well different is wrong and I hate it."
"Homophobic."
Chat makes several dozen memes out of her expressions in just the first 30 minutes.
Bobby is the judge.
Somehow it comes out decent and Chat is convinced he's just scared of saying it sucks.
Polytrix try them too and are actually mad that it's not half bad.
Zoey thinks it's the Honmoon playing tricks.
Mira thinks Celine cheated somehow.
Rumi knows it's just Celine's skills given how many time she's had to try her not-mom's experiments in the kitchen. It's always been hit or miss.
The day Zoey finally becomes a legal adult, Celine lets the girls drink, she's given them all the warnings, made them promise not to go too hard but in the end sets them loose in the hunter's compound.
It goes...as well as you'd expect it to go, somehow they wander into the training grounds, determined to find out who's the strongest while drunk.
Rumi (un)surprisingly holds herself with enough grace that no one can tell she's too far gone, she ends up beating Mira in the spar after sweeping her legs. Zoey, though, becomes an absolute powerhouse while tipsy. There's no more restraint in her fighting, and she definitely tackles both girls far past their conceding.
Celine finds them making too much of a raucous as they throw their weapons at empty beer cans, several of Zoey's shin kals sticking out the walls. Now, she usually is okay them using their weapons, if not for the fact that her now legal (but still young) girls are drunk out their mind, using these highly dangerous honmoon weapons like they're toys.
It's in the middle of Mira spearing a tower of cans that she grabs them by the ear to lecture them on improper weapon use. Zoey tries staying in the kneel, but she's definitely too out of it, she ends up half leaning on Rumi, dissolving into giggles. Mira adamantly denies being wasted, despite her being like a newborn deer learning to use her legs.
Rumi (her sweet never does any wrong) tries to pout her way out of it, (it works, Celine still can't deny the power of her pouts). She's not even that mad at them, finding the whole situation endearing, after all, she and her own members were even worse at drinking.
She drags them to the living room, Zoey clinging to her back, Mira still denying her state, Rumi calmly walking beside her, with piles of pillows and blankets awaiting them. They pass out asleep and the girls wake with no memories of the night.
