bad decisions;

Steve Aoki // Rage The Night Away (feat. Waka Flocka Flame)

“Those ones kind of throw like water on you or like smack you awake.  I don’t think you’re going to want those.”

“My aunt had a baby girl, but I’m not needed to much with the whole baby thing.  They had a handle on it, so they shot me back over here.  Not that I’m complaining.  I mean, a chili cook-out in the winter sounds so bomb.  It’ll warm your whole body up, for sure.”

“That sounds like a much better idea than standing out here.  I mean, there’s a heater inside,” Ian agreed with the suggestion at hand.  Almost a little too eagerly.  His intent for taking a few laps was dropped almost as soon as the winter weather pressed against his skin;  after he graduated, he would definitely make sure he goes to college somewhere tropical or somewhere back in California.  Ian began to head in and he turned his attention back to the other boy, “Did you spend all of your break here, dude?”

“But I kind of wanna sleep through the new year.  Last year, I was like, ‘I’m gonna make a sandwich so I can bite into it when new year happens.’  I ended up making the sandwich through the new year.”

     soft peals of laughter fall from her lips as he actually laughs at her joke. “i can’t take full credit! i found it online, because that’s always the best source of jokes. but thanks. i’ll do my best to find more clever food jokes for you!”

“Okay, you need to so do that because food jokes are the best.  I’m not even going to be ashamed when I tell you that I’m probably going to repeat this joke to different people because why not.  It’s funny.”

     “the way a german baker says hello is gluten tag! like guten tag but with gluten instead, ‘cause…baking.”

“That’s actually really clever,” Ian announced after his fit of laughter.  “Man, I’m gonna have to give you double plus points for that because not only was it funny, it was also a food joke.  So, kudos to you.”

     “okay, okay, this one’s a good one! i promise!” she’s talking through giggles, hands flapping excitedly at the other. “okay, how does a german baker say hello?”

“Damn, a joke I haven’t heard yet!  I’m excited.  How does a German baker say hello?”