christina haversham

“Jersey is such a weird place. I went down the shore for a weekend with friends once, and it was like stepping into another world. The bagels are really good, though.”

“It sounds more to me like you were tripping on acid or some kind of drug. But, anyway, the bagels -- never got to have them. I’d say maybe I’ll try them next time but that place was too dodgy and annoying for me to go back willingly.”

“I thought I was pretty clear. You always disappoint, that is not the first time, so don’t worry about it, Red.”

“I mean, that’s not what you said last time I saw you, but sure, hold up. Lemme act like that hurt -- ouch, Andrew, why would you say those things? How will I ever recover?”

“Would you want me any other way? Besides sexually, of course.” 

“Oh, Adam, you’re so adorable.”

“Maybe they’re afraid some teenagers would do some wild ass shit like throw a match down the hose and run or stand there and sniff it until they fall out. Who knows.”

“I... wow. That’s a wild possibility. Do you usually think like this?”

Alec: yeah. Weren't you guys sorta a thing?

Alec: I dID NOT I never trigger people I'm politically correct always ha ha

Alec: NO U don't

christina: did he say we were,,

christina: ....you dont even believe that abt urself, ugly

“Are they bringing Jersey Shore back? You went there for the auditions, didn’t you?” Nate laughed. “See, you’re all set and ready to go for that show. Crying over some money and making a scene and everything. You’re a natural.”

“People actually go to New Jersey?”

“Are you gonna drag me now, Lucia? Come on.”

“You deserve to be fined $250 for going to New Jersey in the first place.”

“Why do you always have to kill the moment for me, Adam?”

alec: he did seem upset when u left but did you talk to him about why you left??

alec: IM NOT EVEN IN OHIO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

alec: but i will be back and i will fix this

alec: k?

christina: ummm not rlly,, was I supposed to?

christina: MAYBE YOU TRIGGERED HIM WITH A TEXT IDK UR LIFE

“I just don’t understand why someone would ever go to New Jersey– but I’mn not asking don’t worry. I missed you, though. Andrew is unbearable without you.” 

“Trust me, even I’m questioning myself about going over there. But, whatever, I missed you too much, I swear. What did that snake do now?”

declan: ok ok what did yo uget for chrima

declan: also i have like seven too many olive garden gift cards like??? who eats at olive garden

christina: sell the gift cards, ugly

“At least someone hangs with the other here, just saying. Are you inspired by such words?”

“What are you trying to say here? Are you trying to call me out? And, no, not really. I’m still not inspired to ‘wonder’ about things. Sorry to disappoint -- yikes.”

“I don’t just have laws about dildos I know a number of laws including that one.”

“I’m suddenly scared to ask about those other laws you have ‘cause I’m pretty sure it gets worse than dildos.”

alec: ...

alec: he's being mean to me

alec: what did u do

christina: wtf i didnt do anything

christina: hes been bitter like lmao what did i do