❛ so we’re all going to die? ❜
❛ everybody’s got someone, or something to lose, man. even you. ❜
❛ fuck the government. i’m going to do this myself. ❜
❛ do you mind? i can feel the tip. ❜
❛ jesus, who raised you, the mob? ❜
❛ that was a glorious clusterfuck. ❜
❛ why are you covered in blood ? ❜
❛ in art, our most fervent hopes come true. heroes always win. it’s bullshit. ❜
❛ i’m soooo mad at everyone right now. ❜
❛ are you crying? ❜
❛ good things can erase the bad ones, right? ❜
❛ no more getting arrested by the pigs just for being naked, or just usual stuff. you know, being naked, getting drunk. casual stuff. ❜
❛ i’ll fucking knock you out in front of my mother. ❜
❛ god, that’s so bad. you’re definitely going to die. ❜
❛ fuck you, high blood pressure. i’ll eat whatever the fuck I want. thank you very much. ❜
❛ sometimes you have to put the bad guys on a throne. ❜
❛ i want you to meet my mother. ❜
❛ honestly, i didn’t think we’d make it this far. ❜
❛ oh, darling, you could be on fire and still have that creepy, blank expression on your face. no offense. ❜
❛ remind me, where the fuck is here? ❜
❛ you’re a danger to yourself. ❜
❛ do i look like a ghost to you? ❜
❛ nobody watches nick at nite? ❜
❛ maybe later we can coochie coochie woochie woochie coochie… ❜
❛ hey, chatty cathy. do you know what over and out means? ❜
❛ don’t you give me attitude, okay? ❜
❛ i would love to meet your mother. ❜
❛ shit’s about to get crazy. ❜
❛ who’s this honey badger? ❜
❛ you gave me fucking goosebumps. ❜
❛ i’m the judge of what’s a shit ton. ❜
❛ we’re all going to die. may as well do it while we’re alive, right? ❜
❛ you’re such a pussy. ❜
❛ ooh, big guns! oo la la. ❜
❛ oh god, you did not just say that. ❜
❛ you dumb motherfucker! ❜
❛ no, fuck YOU! ❜
❛ does it ever bother you, bro? to mean nothing to anyone? ❜
❛ hey, papi. ❜
❛ nobody is going to save the world. but, we can make it a little less shitty, you know? ❜
❛ god, this is all so fuckin’ dangerous. ❜
❛ i’m feeling fucking carsick. ❜
❛ i’m a grown man. i can handle my shit. ❜
❛ don’t handle your shit, flush it down the toilet like a grown-ass man. ❜
❛ i don’t HAVE ANYMORE BULLETS! ❜
❛ i am the danger. ❜
❛ ohoh, you’re gonna be a pirate. ❜
❛ fucking millennials. ❜
❛ are you guys fucking or making love? ❜
❛ we’re fucking. ❜
❛ i’m gonna kill him. ❜
❛ i feel like a jedi. ❜
❛ i didn’t think we’d get this far. ❜
❛ you know, laughter is life. just kidding. i stole that from my old dentist’s office. ❜
❛ if you’re going to shit your pants, there’s a bathroom in the back. ❜
❛ this is so stressful. ❜
❛ where are you running to? ❜
❛ that’s fucking disgusting. ❜
❛ jesus. what did you do? you goddamn animals. ❜
❛ you’re SICK. ❜
❛ next time, can we just knock off a fucking casino? ❜
