The Astronomer's Pupil

I am both in awe of their rhythm and if fear dor their ankles. *chef's kiss*

I learned how to dance something similar to this in the third grade. in Cambodia it's called the Pestle Dance, and it is WAY slower than this, and it is still REALLY hard to do the turny bits without getting your ankles banged up. it was my least favorite dance to learn because it hurts like a bitch when your foot gets caught. that is god-tier levels of talent.

I‘m so happy to see traditional Filipino dances being hyped up here! I grew up watching these dances everywhere and have even seen diaspora kids dance hip hop ON TOP of doing the tinikling dance 🌟🇵🇭🔥

Tinikling irog ko ❤️ this is one of those things that's simple in theory but actually really really hard to do and these kids are amazing 🇵🇭

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

#THE RINGS WANT TO BE TOGETHER#I AM CRYING

must you. must you do this to me. on the INTERNET even. everyone looks at me and goes look at this guy. they cannot even name a cheese. well i ask you. can you name every fragment and chamber of my heart as it shatters,

"my wizard castle can move" "my wizard castle can fly" well MY wizard castle has heelies :)

the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you're not around btw

when i was very young, maybe 3-6 years old, i thought the washer and dryer were married, the washer was the wife and the dryer was the husband. whenever i'd go into the laundry room i'd just look at them and be like oh yes. this is peak romance.

This is literally the plot of a Twilight Zone episode.

Well, let's be honest tho. IT's not as if even a rogue AI can do WORSE than the idiots we have in charge right now.

A soulless machine concerned with nothing but efficiently maximizing profits would quickly figure out that all the things live CEOs do to make their employees’ lives worse are actually losing the company money, and investing heavily in good training, high morale, and retaining skilled workers produces way more value for the company in the long run.

Reblog if you want your boss to provide you with infinite numbers of yellow-ish apples

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

Kids today don't like spider-man because he's funny or heroic it's because he's the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says "spider-man cringe compilation"