This is what I want

I’m the man of your dreams, baby doll.

I sincerely doubt that.

You know, you constantly rejecting me makes me only want you more.

No I don’t like … Feelings and shit. Thanks though. Wild, I like that. The best kind of women are the ones with their head in the shitter by the end of the night. And you’ve heard of me, I’m the resident Fuck boy… Apparently.

Yeah, but you have them, whether you acknowledge them or not. But I get it, I’m a bit the same. Ah, not so much wild as just… likes to have fun? Once you get all settled and stuff it’s a bit tacky to keep going out, so youth and all that. I haven’t heard of you, but I’ve definitely seen you, and the way you say that makes me think you don’t think you’re a fuckboy. So, are you?

My philosophy is to sleep with as many people as I can now so I don't have to need to cheat on my wife in 40 years because I would've already slept with everyone. But I'm no fuck boy, I'm actually a sweetheart when you get to know me.

I’m just in a bad mood, nothing for you to worry about.

Alright. Well, I’m here if you wanna talk.

I like your hair, did you change it?

charlottejacobsxo:

Oh you wouldn’t want me to remind you of your grandma, sweetie. I enjoy adrenaline far so much to act like anyones grandparent.

Hey you never know, my grandma used to be a sky diving junkie. She said she was so old that she had nothing to lose anymore.

It’s because he got to know me. That boy knows me better than my momma does. And if he says I’m not a fuckboy, I am not a fuckboy. Changed your mind about me yet?

I’m going to form my opinion about you myself, not based on what Miles says.

I'm the man of your dreams, baby doll.

dallaskingsmanxx

My dream was always to get a blue dog. How about we hit up the pet store and dye a doggie blue.

What happened to you?

I'm just in a bad mood, nothing for you to worry about.

That’s what Miles said about you too. 

It's because he got to know me. That boy knows me better than my momma does. And if he says I'm not a fuckboy, I am not a fuckboy. Changed your mind about me yet?

Have you ever seen Blue’s Clues? It’s all about mysteries and shit.

Well, yeah, I’ve seen it but I don’t know what it has to do with anyone’s ass.

You've got so much to learn about figures of speech, young one.

“I’m Dallas Kingsman, I’m sure you’ve heard of me before. And you are?”

“Am I supposed to have? I’m Charlotte, Charlotte Jacobs.”

It's a pleasure Charlotte. That's my grandmas name, you know. Not that you remind me of her at all.

That’s very true.

Would you like to go further into what’s so complicated? I’m a great listener. Nice to formally meet you, Dallas, I’m Sofia. In all honesty, you probably have, most likely drunk on a table. Where have I seen you before? What do you do?

No I don't like ... Feelings and shit. Thanks though. Wild, I like that. The best kind of women are the ones with their head in the shitter by the end of the night. And you've heard of me, I'm the resident Fuck boy... Apparently.

dallaskingsmanxx

I always thought Blue was a boy though, I have to admit.

It's a show about a silly little she-dog. Why not?