gilderoyal:
  contrary to popular belief, a lot of work went into being gilderoy lockhart. he may have mastered the science of boyish grins & artfully tousled hair by his twelfth birthday, but the man liked to consider himself a continuous work in progress âââ an unfinished puzzle, eager to find its next piece. as far as gilderoy was concerned, there was no such thing as too perfect, but as he sits in his favorite armchair with dozens of curlers encasing his sandy locks that breezy, autumn afternoon, he allows his thoughts to drift elsewhere.
  times were changing. heâs not referring to the stench of war dancing through cobblestone streets, or the loom of dark forces, threatening to destroy everything he holds dear. no, there were more important matters in question  âââ  his love life, for example. a beautiful blonde had captured his heart  (  & his wallet  )  & heâd stop at nothing to win hers. cupid was beckoning. who was he to resist the trappings of true love?
  the sound of knocking draws him from his innermost fantasies. merlin on toast. he couldnât be seen in such a state ! heartbeat quickening, he rushes into the bathroom just as the yelling starts. daisy hookum, as always, had impeccable timing. stripping off his polka dot bathrobe, he throws on the closest set of clothing he can find & nearly forgets to pluck the curlers from his hair before making a beeline for the door. that was entirely too close.
  âwell, isnât this a surprise?â baby blues widen in shock, as though he hadnât heard her bellowing outside his door for the past five minutes. âdaisy, darling, youâre looking lovelier than ever.â as if his gaze isnât too busy flirting with an undercover camera lens, hidden behind a nearby rosebush, to notice his guestâs appearance. âto what do i owe the pleasure?â
It was the always the same with golden boy. Daisy was met with the same boyish smile -- an act to cover up the much more clever, intelligent man beneath it -- and the same flirtatious introduction, like he was greeting an old flame he hoped to rekindle. Only this time, the press was the only thing trying to rekindle this love affair, if you could even call it that.
Gilderoy had opened his door and greeted her, but was looking right past her. No doubt he was looking for undercover cameras. Eyebrows raised and eyes wide, Daisy lifted her hand in front of his face before snapping his fingers.Â
âOver here golden boy! This isnât a photo shoot,â she said, before pulling the newspaper out from under her arm, and unfurling it just inches from his face, âYou seen this?! I need it gone. Now. So work your magic, do your little prince charming act with that Rita Skeeter lady or whoever you need to and get it gone, yâhear?âÂ










