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There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

my ideal summer body: glistening in the sun, adorned in diamonds, recently nourished with raspberries and sparkling rosé, $100,000 richer

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document