ANNIE

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colette: have you ever been to kansas?

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colette: did you know there’s an entire tv network dedicated to shopping past like 10pm? are the poors not able to wait until morning?????

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colette: i mean they have a lizard, but i still like them otherwise... colette: oof sorry ans, that was for someone else //: colette: your lizard is......fine. 

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colette: ANNIEEEEE!!!! I JUST MAPPED OUT EVERYWHERE WE CAN RECHARGE MY TESLA FOR OUR ROAD TRIP!!! SPRING BREAK 2021 HERE WE COME!

AVERY

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grayson: dude i think the neighbor has shit to say??? he just gave me the dirtiest look while i was taking erwin on his afternoon walk???

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grayson: ave, please come get in your bunk. i can hear you crying in the bathroom and i’m trying to sleep man. we can cuddle if you want

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grayson: omfg look at this pic of him holding erwin he’s so fuckin whipped grayson: oh shit grayson: lmfao sorry kai asked about the ‘coon 

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colette: good morning! i made us a brunch reservation for 11 so i hope you’re up and ready for bottomless mimosas!   

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colette: YOU LOOKS OG OOD UP THERE!!!!! GO BABY GO!!!!! colette: god you walked so much faster than i expected 

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colette: im durnk . miss u colette: growing u pwith u is the best thing thts ever happened 2 me

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colette: i think i’m still on paris time i’ve been trying to sleep for hours but i still have that post-show buzz colette: will you come over? i don’t want to watch america’s next top model alone

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colette: would you forgive me for anything?

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colette: being an only child really sucked but having you is like having an extension of myself colette: i’m not sure if this is what siblings are supposed to feel or if i just have attachment issues, but i’m really glad it’s you. 

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colette: how are things with your dad?

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colette: good morning! i hope the sun shines as brightly as you do today

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colette: i never stopped loving you for a minute

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colette: i can’t really explain right now but can you meet me outside in 20 minutes??? bring a suitcase im on my way

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colette: youre s obeautiful  colette: im fcking obsessed w y ou

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colette: you could come over tonight if you wanted... colette: just be warned, i’m not wearing anything under my robe ;)

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colette: sometimes i lay awake thinking of everything i ever did wrong or situations i didn’t handle the way i wanted to  colette: you always come to mind

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colette: you act like you understand anything about my relationship with my dad but the truth is you don’t and you never will. my dad can provide things for me you’ll never be able to. 

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colette: did you ever get a rabies shot? 

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colette: i don’t know where we’re going from here and i’m scared i’ll never figure it out colette: what do we do if i never know what i want? what if you aren’t what i want ten years from now? colette: what if i spend the rest of my life stuck wanting things i can’t have and then hating them the moment i get them? 

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colette: in every daydream i have of my future, you’re always at the forefront colette: you are the sun in my sky. 

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colette: so...are you still scamming men? what exactly does that require?

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colette: B OHY MHOD!!!!1 PLEASE RESPOND OH YMH OD IM ACTUALLY CRYING colette: I PASSED THE UFCKING BAR!!!!!!!!

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colette: no dad, i don’t even talk to her anymore. she’s just some girl i used to know, that’s all. 

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NAME:

eli 💩

RINGTONE:

kiss me thru the phone - soulja boy

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dude my dad won’t stop calling we have to take those tweets down 

NAME:

loml 💐💕

RINGTONE:

you are the music in me (sharpay version) - high school musical 

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SEBASTIAN

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colette: thank you for staying with me last night...the house gets kinda lonely now that i’m by myself in it colette: thank you for being my other half. you’re the only person who gets me, i mean it. 

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colette: seb i dnt wanna lose uyo but i know smth i shouldn;t colette: i’mn so sorry i lov eyou

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NAME:

lil bitch boy 

RINGTONE:

bitch better have my money - rihanna 

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NAME:

big papa ave 😉

RINGTONE:

boyfriend - justin bieber 

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hey man, erwin is outta food. can you pick some up on your way home from work? i had to give him your last poptart to hold him over so pick those up too //:

NAME:

secret service in training 😎

RINGTONE:

passenger seat - clueless kit ft. kora

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new jersey is a pretty gross state but somehow it’s better with you in it. thanks for getting lost with me again today, i needed it 💗

NAME:

g.

RINGTONE:

potential breakup song - aly & aj

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NAME:

sofia kojima

RINGTONE:

better than revenge - taylor swift 

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NAME:

seb 👅🤡

RINGTONE:

pony - ginuwine 

LAST TEXT SENT:

no, i’m not putting you in charge of that stupid scrapbook again. i saw the glitter, sebastian. 

NAME:

orio 🔪

RINGTONE:

jesus take the wheel - veggie tales remix 

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so are you gonna financially compensate me for giving me rug burn from the mat or am i gonna have to sue? smh 

NAME:

k baby 😩🤤

RINGTONE:

baby got back - sir mix-a-lot

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NAME:

 b 🧸

RINGTONE:

little miss perfect - write out loud (the musical)

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“sebastian, annie, silvia, lilia, ruby, and elijah. i could go to any of them with anything, i think.”

“avery and max, hands down. i’d like to say stella too, but i’m not too sure where we stand these days.” 

“yes, i do. i do everything the president should, i present myself better than either of them have, and quite frankly i believe the only reason either of them are eligible for the position is because of their namesake. i am the president and sebastian is simply the face of the club, another man taking credit for a woman’s work in the media’s eye. however, i do love both of them and i’d like to think i’d never jeopardize our friendships for the position, but shit happens.”

“beryl told me she still loves me this year and i think that was pretty special.”

“the night erwin scurried into my heart, honestly. i didn’t think i could love anything as much as my cats, but he proved me wrong.” 

“i definitely wish for different circumstances. if my parents weren’t so shitty, my sister and i probably wouldn’t fight as much as we do. and if violet had a backbone or wasn’t too naive to function, she might actually see them the way i do and maybe we could go from there.”

“i know he didn’t mean to let me get addicted, that’s all on me, but yeah. if he hadn’t introduced me to drugs back then, i don’t think i’d be doing them now. maybe i could have turned my life around, stayed home with my family for the last years. maybe i’d have a family. it’s hard because he was my family too, but now he’s just a reminder of all the ways i fucked my life up.”