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i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

do u ever see someone who has the looks & style that you wish u had bc it’s ur ideal appearance and it makes u wanna shoot urself in the face bc me too

Don’t tell temporary people too much about you.

Fact

I’m learning this now

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

Jesus

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

my constant internal dialogue.

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.