the world is quiet here;

You think you know this story, but you don’t even know how it begins.

The anesthesia won’t last forever.

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“Miracles are like meatballs because nobody can agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. ”

“And if you jump for joy, you have a very good chance of experiencing a painful bump on the head, unless you make sure you are standing someplace with very high ceilings, which joyous people rarely do.” (happy belated birthday @mysticalmagicalpineapple)

“It can be frustrating to live in suspense, not knowing what’s around the next curve in the road. You may feel as if you are on the edge of a cliff, not knowing if you will fall, how sharp the rocks are at the bottom, or if you will have time to scream. But life is like that. It’s a cliffhanger.”

i thought having prisoners would be fun, but it’s like having a pet or an in-law. you can lock them up, then you have to feed them.

I do not want one more speck of dust invading the nostrils of the nose of the woman I love. You know I love it when you talk about my mucus membranes. I’m not sure which I love more, your membranes or your mucus.

in a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one’s philosophical and literary principles.