dailyrickandmorty

I have some ugli Rick and Morty designs on my society6 and redbubble if anyone is interested (◕‿◕✿)

- Ooh, gosh, it feels claustrophobic! Reminds me of that time we all got stuck in the elevator together. Remember that? After “The Hulk” musical?

- Yeah, you know, he does have a lot of really weird, made-up sounding catchphrases.

Rick playing with his hair is the cutest thing so I’ll clean this up later

When we get to customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I’m gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty. In my butt?!

Rick, my mom and dad are getting back together. What? No! She’s not a clone! Well, she says it doesn’t matter if she is or isn’t because now she loves my dad, and she wanted me and Summer to come home, and we’re hiding from you so you don’t kill her if she’s a clone in a place I picked that you will never find. So don’t look for us.