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>What did you have for lunch?

>“Mustard on a beet, ho.”

Lena Dunham, in her book, Not That Kind of Girl:

“One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!”My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did.”

“As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a ‘motorcycle chick.’ Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just ‘relax on me.’ Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying... What I really wanted, beyond affection, was to feel that she needed me, that she was helpless without her big sister leading her through the world. I took a perverse pleasure in delivering bad news to her—the death of our grandfather, a fire across the street—hoping that her fear would drive her into my arms, would make her trust me.”

“I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out. “

Grace is six years younger than Lena. Lena is trying to dust this off as innocent child sex play.

Why do you act like everyone molests their baby sister? It’s more than just weird, I promise you.

Uhh, thanks? But you didn’t just look, you touched.

You can’t say it’s “weird” to touch your kid sister’s vagina and then act like it’s rare for someone NOT to touch their kid sister’s vagina. Ugh, why am I smarter than Lena Dunham but all I have is a crappy tumblr? Look Lena, I understand that you were also a kid yourself, but don’t act like it wasn’t abusive.

Grace turned out to be a lesbian, by the way. But is there any wonder why? Probably not. Lena cultivated an emotionally dependent, sexually charged relationship with her, and the mother let it slide. Maybe the mother joined in? Grace has now bought into the painfully try-hard progressive/liberal/feminist ideological bullcrap which is compulsory for all sexually abused lesbians.

“The patriarchy wants to demonize incestuous lesbian pedophilia. It wasn’t harmful to me because my sister said so.”

BARF!

Seems like predatory incestuous child sexual abuse is acceptable in the Dunham househould.

News outlets are even coming out with disgusting interpretations of Dunham’s behavior, such as this one:

NO ITS FXCKING NOT!

Doesn’t the title seem desperately defensive? It continues in the article..

Are you fxcking kidding? First of all, Lena Dunham DID touch her sister’s vagina. Even if she didn’t, is it fine to find ways to look at your sisters vagina? Is it not clear to you by the touching, kissing, and Lena’s admitted desires that she preyed on her own sister!? Second of all, nobody was arguing that it’s abnormal to masturbate. We are arguing that masturbating in the presence of your kid sister is fucking weird. The author of this article is obviously out to defend ritual predatory pedophilic behavior. It’s dreadfully obvious. I guess any idiot can be a journalist these days. Female NAMBLA

Then, Lena Dunham has the audacity to call out Bill Cosby.

Nigga, DO YOU NOT SEE HOW YOU’RE FXCKING GOING TO HELL TOO??

If you’re thinking about voting for Hillary Clinton, I must inform you that she is in cahoots with Lena Dunham.

He’s doing just fine. San Bernardino is doing fine. If anything, pray for the victims’ families. Not that it will do anything. God isn’t fixing this.

It’s time to repeal the third amendment and quarter soldiers in our homes so we can keep an eye on crazy people.

The political correctness of tumblr culture summed up in one Kik screenshot.