Grace Says

sometimes you have to just take some time and let yourself think about if god had the choice to make our bellybuttons buttholes or if they're just 2 separate things

there's a lot of things in your life that you could probably do if you put your brain towards it

because the internet is about watching people do things you wish that you were doing

nothing is sexier than a phallic table lamp

I wonder what Mariah Carey's doing right now

i like my eggs like i don't like my animals - poached

Why do we have appendixes? Appendixes should only be in books. And even then, are they necessary?

3rd is the 2nd loser which is worse than being the 1st loser

A little bit of sugar is sweet. A lot of sugar and you've got diabetes.

I like to call my kitchen the vagina couch.

Always be learning education. Make yourself ABLE.

What if once a month for a week you had chocolate pudding running out of your dick? How would you deal with that? Would you be Captain Rational all the time?

OW. You're as hot as a ballsack in a microwave.