Dad's Daily Dose Of Daggy Dad Jokes

What’s a door’s favourite type of joke?

How do Trains eat and drink their meals?

What do you call a three legged donkey?

What do Parking Lots and Elephant have in common?

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

What’s grey, white and can’t fly?

There are many things that are great about Switzerland.

What’s yellow and smells like red paint?

If you are ever cold, go stand in a corner.

My Grandpa used to say; “Never Trust An Atom.”

Do you know why you can’t have a 12″ nose?

Have you heard about the new food joint on the Moon?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Will Febuarary March?

I know a guy who was terrified of elevators.

How do you know if a pool is safe for diving?

What’s an insect’s favourite musical note?