daily pickup lines

Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue, press start to join, and be my player two.

Are you McDonald's? Bc im loving it

Are you a minecraft block? Because im digging you.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?

Are you emo? Because rawr XD *nuzzles you*

Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!

You can’t be my first, but you can be my last

I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one

You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.

Kiss me so i can find out if you taste as good as you look

I love you fool

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that's making me think I should take you out

Have a great day guys