so, for once in my life,

if you ever feel incompetent remember that i have no memories of half of our life and do not know how cars work at all and am currently doing car things. i feel like im just hitting things with hammers

so when does he get to start beating the shit out of me with his bare fists huh. this shits not fair

good news. I lived

heat exhaustion badly + might pass out

I love walking to the store when the weather app says it feels like 108 degrees in all black clothing. The looks of horror I get while I'm speed walking my way are incredibly funny

anxiety attack and my tooth hurts and I can't sleep and I'm choking myself to calm myself down again. goddamn it

I think I made the body sick by licking things I shouldn't and now everyone is mad at me :(

where have all the big fat hairy men gone i'm so serious we need to kill ozempic with a big demon blade

our mom doordashed us grapes so now i can lounge and eat grapes this is so awsoeme for me