dagelan malam

H : why are you never wearing a warm clothes?

Cassadee Pope sang Over You beautifully. First I watched this video in youtube, I got my chin lay on my hand, just like Shelton did. And at the and of the song, I did smile like the way Shelton smiled.

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Already watch Episode 1 of How I Met Your Mother Season 8? If you have, you must be know this below conversation between Ted and Klaus:

Ted: Uh, excuse me. Klaus: Oh, hey, it's you. Ja okay, I'm not sure what kind of vibe I was giving off before, but I am not interested in your schnitzel, okay? Ted: No, no, no, no, no-- God, no. I-I just have one quick question: Victoria seems like a great girl. Why wouldn't you want to marry her? Klaus: Ach, okay, Victoria is wunderbar. I'm sorry, wunderbar is the German word for wonderful. Ted: Yeah, no, I know. Klaus: Oh, you speak German? Ted: No... No, no, no... No, just-just-just the one word. Klaus: Oh. Oh. Ah... Okay, Victoria. There is a word in German: Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. And the closest translation would be... "Lifelong Treasure of Destiny." And Victoria is wunderbar, but she is not my Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. She is my Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand, you know? You know wunderbar but you don't know Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand? That is something we learn in kindergarten. I'm sorry, "kindergarten" is the German word for-- No, no, I know that one. Oh, okay. But you don't know Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand? You are maddeningly inconsistent. It means... "the thing that is almost the thing that you want......but it's not quite." Das ist Victoria to me. Ted: How do you know she's not Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz? I mean, maybe as the years go by, she'll get Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz-ier. Klaus:  Oh, nein, nein, nein. Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm... ...filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body... In your hands... in your heart... in your stomach... ...in your skin... Of course you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen. Pardon my French. Have you ever felt this way about someone? Ted: Yeah, I think so. Klaus: If you have to think about it, you have not felt it. Ted: And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday? Klaus: Of course. Everyone does eventually. You just never know when or where. Ted: And he was right. Unfortunately, the "when" of it was still a little ways down the road. But the "where" of it?

Suatu hari dalam sebuah percakapan telepon dengan seorang marketing perusahaan software design.

Saya       : "boleh invitationnya dikirim by email saja mba?"

Marketing : "boleh. Saya minta alamat emailnya kalau begitu."

Saya       : "ok. kirim ke [email protected]"

Marketing : "kontak ya?"

Saya        : "iya, kontak, tapi kontaknya pakai bahasa inggris ya. oke, saya ejain saja ya, Charlie... O...ooooooooooo" (<--- lupa, duh O ejaannya apa ya?)

Kontan teman-teman sebelah saya tertawa cekikikan dengar saya. Saya pun ikutan tertawa, alhasil saya tidak bisa melanjutkan percakapan dengan orang di line telepon. Saya bilang, "maaf ya mbak, sebentar...."

Saya: "Pak, saya mau tanya harga kursi salon tipe "Macapa""

Sales: Macata, ya"

Saya: "Bukan, Macapa!"

Sales: "Macata?"

Saya: "Pakai "P" pak! Macapa!"

Sales: "Macata!"

Saya: "Bukaaaan! Ok, saya spell ya. Mama..."

Sales: "(motong pembicaraan) Andri Cinta Andri Teddy Andri."

Saya: "(sontak nahan tawa)hehehe...bukan pak, pakai "P", hhehehe...duh saya jadi ngeblank ejaan untuk "P" apa, "P" untuk apa Pak? (ini saya ngeblank karena terusan mikirin nama apa yang diawali huruf P) P untuuuuk Papa! Papa!"

Sales: "Ooooh Macapa!"

Kuis Eat Bulaga bagian #1

Peserta #1 : "Mahluk hidup?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Hewan?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Imut?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Babiiiii!"

Peserta #2: "Tidak!"

ya kaaali ada babi imut. Babi imut cuma di kartun.

Kuis Eat Bulaga bagian #2

Peserta #1 : "Mahluk hidup?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Manusia?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Terkenal?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Artis?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Ganteng?"

Peserta #2: "Iya!"

Peserta #1 : "Uya Kuyaaaa!"

Peserta #2: "Tidak!"

I Think You're a Contra - Vampire Weekend

Suatu hari saya dan Pak Bos sedang meeting dengan klien, membahas desain master bathroom.

Klien      : "Bisa nggak kalau bath-ub-nya pakai ukuran yang lebih besar? biar bisa muat dua orang <maksudnya buat mandi berdua>."

Saya     : "Hmm...sepertinya tidak bisa, Bu. Luas ruangannya tidak cukup untuk bath-ub yang lebih besar.

Klien      : "Kalau nggak pake bath-ub (fabrikasi) gimana? Jadi, "bath-ub" nya dibuat sendiri jadi lebih lebar?"

Saya     : "Rasanya tetap tidak akan cukup Bu, kalau untuk couple."

Klien      : "Kalau gitu (bath-ub-nya) diperdalam saja."

Saya     : <dalam hati> maksudnya kayak got gitu?

Pak Bos : "wah jangan dong, nanti tenggelam loh."