On a pretty string

me applying for any job: so here’s the false identity I’ve constructed to appeal to you,

honestly the most annoying thing about this website is that unless you write out every single detail about your personal life everyone just likes to assume that u live a happy, pleasant, worry-free life without struggling with anything that could possibly hold you back and it’s like??? i’m not about to list everything about my mental health in extensive detail or provide y’all with medical history but it costs zero dollars to mind your own business and not assume someone’s a-okay just because it’s not listed in their fucking tumblr description

Someone told me I didn’t have cancer cause I didn’t post about it enough

everyone’s like “I’m bi but I’m not greedy” and I’m just sitting here like… excuse me… I’m bi and I’m greedy, I’m very greedy, I’m the greediest, I want all the boys AND all the girls AND all the non-binary people ALL at the same time

and here i am being bi and greedy for macaroni cheese

you know what that’s a wonderful idea. let’s have all the boys AND all the girls AND all the non-binary people over ALL at the same time for a nice plate of mac and cheese and late night movies. you’re all invited, sorry I made the rules

reblog if you’re a greedy bi, a greedy bi supporter, or if you really love mac & cheese

“is this animals? Instruments? Thats great”

Every time my friends show me a tinder profile of a guy and he has “music is my life” in the description I think of this fcking vid

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer