Everything But Porn

Like, just imagine:

 *Batman and Superman awkwardly squished together in the batmobile, Bats is driving ofc* 

“we passed it.“ 

“what?”

“we passed the turn.”

“No, we didn’t”

“c'mon, I have super sight, we passed the turn, Bruce.”

“‘super sight’ you just made that up”

“no, how do you think I fly everywhere? while still seeing where I’m going? We passed it, Bruce”

“look, I’m the goddamned Batman, I know where the warehouse district is, just let me drive, Clark…”

“look, i’m not trying to tell you how to do things, I’m just…I’m just trying to be helpful…”

“well you’re not being helpful, I know where we are”

“ok, ok!…” *mutters* “if you go down 34th we could swing back around…”

“Who fucking lives here, Clark? Who protects Gotham? at fucking night, Clark?” “I..”

“is it Superman?”

“I just…*sighs* no.”

“Who is it, Clark?”

“*sighs* you, Bruce.”

“Yeah. that’s what I fucking thought." 

“…”

“…”

“i like them”