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So! I had an eventful few days so lets recap;

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I’M 1000% DONE.

bunch of cod:ghosts little aliens

i uhhhh i assume this is similar to twitter quoting (?) anyways *throws them into jars and resist the urge to shake them*

CoDM's Rorke has no right to be so sexy... (ò_óˇ)

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

get your medals everyone