Boom baby~

“Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day.” – Albert Einstein 

(He doesn't know earth planetary disputes, but as a submersible, he is VERY much salt boy) @seacrestseacon || Seacrest (Last bingo card guys!)

"To be fair, we Cybertronians have pretty strict classifications ourselves! I still think the humans missed the mark on poor Pluto though!"

the matrix did not give him the fattest chest for it to go unused you will not find a gooder pillow@dragons-cove || Optimus Prime

"Woohoo, Optimus pillow get!"

There is an unashamed cheer and then Wheeljack is grinning widely.

"I already explained the atom joke, so I'll give you another one... What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?"

His grin widens.

"I refuse to partake in your terrible science puns, and yet somehow I still prevail. Funny how that works." @ascheming || Starscream

"Ah, but the puns are the best! You just gotta give 'em chance. Let 'em marinate for a while. They get funnier over time! And what's this condition exactly?"

"Ah, so you're a fan of physical affection, hm? I have a multitude of hands that I'm certain you would appreciate." @lapismuses || Tarantulas

"Is... is there a term for this? Getting every square?"

Wheeljack boggles at the bingo card for a moment. He's definitely not using it to dodge the comment Tarantulas just made. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

[ we are now mutuals which means wheeljack is also not safe. When I said no mutual posted bingo was safe no matter the amount of interactions i meant it. ] @13urningstars || Cherrybomb

"Oh, wow, that's a lotta hits! Here, here, I can help you fill in one more! Why shouldn't you trust an atom?"

He pauses for dramatic effect.

i'm trying tho

SOBS