imbarazzato figlio di papà

Wow first you steal in front of me and now you’re cursing? Really losing points on the good dad scale huh?

No.

I don’t know what you’re talking about I’m wearing pink. Give that nice woman her dress back you’re gonna make someone cry.

????

Thanks I get it from my father.

Sorry I don’t like repeating myself.

wow Gilgamesh is a thot just just like my real dad...

Well then I’m insulted you didn’t get my name right if I have a name tag.

...I meant your name.

Thanks for the warning.

/writes down two more names on his ‘parents that are not blood related but are now my parents’ list

Well he already broke into my house I don’t think I can get rid of him now. I’ve had worse company anyway.

Well as long as it gets paid I don’t care. If you’re going to take over my house though, at least tell me who you are.

...Are you going to pay the electric bill?

...How’d you get in my house?

You’re right. Sometimes a beautiful thing can hide an ugly secret. We’ve all got to take chances though. Where’s the fun in just playing things safe?