DAD'S HAIRY COCK

First of all, he sold his business and bought a big, spacious condo in a high rise right on the beach on Florida. Then he started to work out, tightening his body and developing his muscles. Then he got both his nipples pierced.

I can’t believe that someone who I grew up and was a conservative in demeanor as anyone can get has turned into this muscular, easy-going, and fun person to be around with. And finally, the last shoe drops. Here we are, on a perfect, sunny day, lounging on his balcony. This man, who used to dress conservatively, is now lounging around almost naked, wearing only his speedo around the house.

He’s standing at the railings, looking over the crowded beaches and the big, blue ocean. He finally turns around and looks at me.

“Jeff, I have something else that I want to tell you. I’m gay.” he says.

That is that last shoe dropping.

I’m surprised because it isn’t something I saw coming, but I am also pleasantly surprised.

“Oh dad! I’m glad you told me that, because I’m gay as well! I’ve been meaning to tell you for such a long time!” I reply.

We become silent. There is no sound other than the roar from the ocean and the noise from the crowds below.

Finally, I see a smile on his face. “Jeff, what do you say if we don’t go out tonight and just order in?” I look down, and the bulge in his tight speedo seems to have grown. Immediately, I can feel a stirring in my groin area.