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@daddyslittledemon
hi, i’m morton! (29, they/he) this is a selective and private rp blog for my oc meant only for writing with close friends and trusted mutuals. i'm chronically ill (severe asthma, long covid, & related complications), mentally ill, and have autism + adhd. (all professionally diagnosed) please read the short disclaimer at the top of my rules page before interacting.
just go here for now lol ->->-> https://daddyslittledemon.carrd.co/
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Why are you so cringe
"ermmm because yolo??? everyone's dying, live cringe or die boring. hope that helps, champ! get well soon."
( look at how closely i can match melanie's main outfit in tower of fantasy... someday i'll get one of the demon horn drops too but im very satisfied for now )
( CUTES TEENIE TINY NEW MELANIE DASH ICON COURTESY OF MY FRIEND BUG... )
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“Who wants to do a girl a favour and buy her a bang energy drink?” She’s all out. Rattles her little tin can. There’s no money inside, just a few teeth. Don’t worry about it.
someday i'll write a real bio for her for real, i didnt realize i didnt even have the in universe satan info on there smh? well. heres some rambly info for now.
melanie is always like Oh yeah my dads pretty kick ass, you know, torturing the damned and all that. real dark sadistic shit, he'll fuck you up, punk. but she's actually never met him. satan is actually just constantly hating his job, he's not into it at all. he's so bored. it was fun thousands of years ago but he's over it and he has a permanent migraine from all of the screaming. his real passion is barbecuing and he just goes by stan. he gets sad when damned souls dont wanna try his barbecue. its not a trick guys, its not human meat or your own entrails or anything, its ethically sourced.
the grim reaper is his husband and he scares the shit out of people who find his farm in idaho because he'll be there with his scythe looking like he's about to kill you but he's just cutting his corn and wheat. he tried just moving in with stan but crops don't grow right down there. they come out deformed and they all bleed for some reason. sometimes they scream, too. so idaho it is.
also realizing there's 0 context anywhere about why i always give her a knife. anyway it's for chopping things up for stews. thats like 80% of her diet. it's really easy to make stew when you can make fire from nothing, all she needs is a big pot and water and whatever veggies/meats she can get her hands on. ez.
( playing with character makers as i wait for my ride to the post office. i always forget charat.me exists and whenever i remember it theres new stuff for me to play with... this ones cute. )
someday i'll write a real bio for her for real, i didnt realize i didnt even have the in universe satan info on there smh? well. heres some rambly info for now.
melanie is always like Oh yeah my dads pretty kick ass, you know, torturing the damned and all that. real dark sadistic shit, he'll fuck you up, punk. but she's actually never met him. satan is actually just constantly hating his job, he's not into it at all. he's so bored. it was fun thousands of years ago but he's over it and he has a permanent migraine from all of the screaming. his real passion is barbecuing and he just goes by stan. he gets sad when damned souls dont wanna try his barbecue. its not a trick guys, its not human meat or your own entrails or anything, its ethically sourced.
the grim reaper is his husband and he scares the shit out of people who find his farm in idaho because he'll be there with his scythe looking like he's about to kill you but he's just cutting his corn and wheat. he tried just moving in with stan but crops don't grow right down there. they come out deformed and they all bleed for some reason. sometimes they scream, too. so idaho it is.
fluorescent lights buzz faintly overhead, casting the convenience store ( open twenty four hours — very convenient ) in an unnaturally sterile glow. ruairi blinks blearily, fingers curled around a plastic slushie cup. a tragically empty slushie cup. old reliable, also known as the blue flavor, sports a glaring red OUT OF ORDER sign. he shoots the cashier a questioning look, arching a brow with scathing calcabrina-patented judgement — though the dead-eyed look he receives in return is more soulless than a blank. okay. fine. no blue slushie, then. ruairi calcabrina is a big boy and he isn't going to let it ruin his night. ( it is SO ruining his night. )
magenta gaze flicks back to the slushie machine. the demon squints. blurple splash? pinenanna? cosmic crunch — WHY are they incorporating texture into this? also, ew? ew. he just wanted a hideously artificially flavored drink. for morale. he doesn't need to solve these stupid riddles three only to find out the flavor is ash tray and cough syrup. ❝ which one of these is the least shit? ❞ ruairi suddenly asks — glancing at the only other person weird enough to loiter around this particular convenience store at two in the morning. ❝ or tastefully atrocious. ❞
@daddyslittledemon && woe, starter be upon ye!
Two in the morning was the best time to loiter around convenience stores. As much as she loved to eavesdrop on the inconsequential conversations of the humans around her- (Imagine being all bent out of shape just because you dropped a few pennies down the gutter. It was refreshingly quaint after listening to the humans back Home whine about being disemboweled over and over and over again) -it was a bit harder for her accrued army of vermin to wander as freely as they'd like to. She would be met with annoyed little squeaks as she shoved as many of them as she could into her hoodie pocket to protect them from the horror of being carelessly stepped as so many of the others had, but it was for their own good lest they end up like Rattison, squished flat as a pancake with that lady's footprint on her back. And y'know, dead, but there were worse things you could be than dead and being squished flat as a pancake was probably one of them. That sounded pretty rough.
Other than all the chatter, the only benefit a crowd gave her was how easy it was to get in and out with as many candy and granola bars as possible without being spotted, and she found that it was just as easy when whatever poor minimum wage earning schmuck tasked with manning the station was at the counter either half asleep or playing some time wasting app game on their phone. Tonight, Melanie had practically looked the clerk dead in the eyes as she'd taken an entire display of snickers off of the shelves and sat down on the floor with them. They didn't even move a muscle when she tore off a wrapper as purposefully loud as she could. Nice. She was totally coming back here again tomorrow night. Morning. Whatever.
She had a still wrapped candy bar shoved halfway down her through when the guy having having a staring contest with the slushie machine suddenly asked for her opinion. Oh good, she'd been worried for a second that he was going to say something about the stolen snickers. Phew. Melanie swallowed the bar with an almost cartoonish 'gulp' and stood back up, leaving the display box on the floor as three or four rats spilled out of her pocket to get their treats.
"Oh shit, they got blurple?" She gasped as she looked over the available flavours, quickly scurrying to grab herself a cup. "It's so bad. You know how that one Gatorade just tastes blue? Blurple splash is like is like if blue and rusty nails had a baby, but without the tetanus."
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( ok i still need to fully finish redoing her carrd but i got uhh general tumblr layout looking ok & her credits page all good... im gonna do 1 reply or 2 here and then dip back to emmet before bed. but hi. )
( Melanie’s rats include: Rat Albert, Ratticus, Rat Boy Genius, Ratastrophe, Rattata, Raticate, Ratsome Fella, Mad Rat, Michael Mouse, Cheese, Stewart Little, Ratatouille, Professor Ratigan, Ratical, Modest Mouse, Ratthew, Ronnie Ratke, Rattle, Rattack, Ratginald, Ratathan, and Steven )
neon dividers part two:
please like and credit if you use, reblogs are appreciated! thank you! 💕
• a lil mix of pink
vintage things just has a nice vibe and they pair well with some cute buttons and pretty patterns
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credits to me. feel free to use and save. of course credit would be appreciated but it is not required. I’m just making these for fun <3 dividers I’ve made to fics and things that are sitting in my drafts and decided to share.
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𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑬 (for my new account)
like + repost and tag me in your post, tyyyy!
( sometimes i consider changing melanie's url too but like. i cooked with this i can't change it. daddy's little demon instead of daddy's little angel? god tier. hell tier even. )
