ninja in the streets

Someone sounds a lil bit eepy lol

... I will now start calling it that out of spite lol

Just saw the monster and salami post... feel like there's deeper meaning there (get it? Monster salami is code for big dick)

You pairing that salami with anything or just the monster. Cause honestly I love to do a little bread, cheese, and meat. Ough. Also I’ve never had monster. What does it taste like? -🐰

Wait do you have eyelashes??? Cause turtles don’t have eyelashes I think??? How can you flutter them unless you wear falsies lol- 🐰

Damn, can't believe Sunflower is the only one of us that's boned you smh /j

I know damn well that dick can out pizza the hut 👀

Hmmm... Maybe we should test that.

Question...

Oh, well, I think there's a compromise we can reach, pretty boy~

The great feelin' o' emptyin' it after holdin' it in for a longer time 'n sex~ when yo' partner make ya hold it whil' fuck you on the table~

EEEYYY, GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AS A PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER?!

I recently got myself to cum so hard I saw stars. Like I thought that was a myth. Made me realize I need better dicks to ride. ;P

so real. those are the best orgasms, too .

Oh yeah, when your legs are twitchy and you're just laying there waiting for energy to come back?