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Liz, as Luca walks by: What an ass.

Elias, staring at Luca's ass: I know.

#wizardess heart #elias goldstein #luca orlem #lulias

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Elias: Luca, may I have a moment?

Luca: Yo, I didn't do anything. I swear on it.

Elias: Oh. I just wanted to ask about a spell.

Elias: ...What did you do?

#wizardess heart #luca orlem #elias goldstein #lulias

Liz: How do you tell someone they have bad breath?

Yukiya: Quietly tell them in a private area.

Elias: Offer them a stick of gum.

Luca: Ask them if they brushed their teeth with cheese.

#wizardess heart #yukiya reizen #elias goldstein #luca orlem

Liz: Can you go get me a tampon?

Luca: Yeah what pussy size you wear babe

#wizardess heart #luca orlem #liz hart

Klaus: I'm not that bad of a person.

Alfonse: [gazes at the entire trauma that is Elias]

Alfonse: Do you want me to put your eulogy up your ass?

#wizardess heart #elias goldstein #alfonse goldstein #klaus goldstein

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Luca: you're bisexual right

Elias: yeah why

Luca: so are you gay on your mom’s side or your dad’s side

#wizardess heart #luca orlem #elias goldstein #lulias

Klaus: I was your first friend here

Randy: and I was your only friend

#swd wizardess heart #wizardess heart #shall we date wizardess heart #klaus x randy #klaus goldstein #randy march

Luca: What can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible.

Luca: *irresistible

Elias: This is a verbal conversation.

#wizardess heart #elias goldstein #luca orlem #lulias

Klaus: I will piss on everything you love!!!

Randy: Oh yeah, well have fun pissing on yourself!!

Klaus: What?

Randy: What????

#wizardess heart #klaus x randy #klaus goldstein #randy march

Luca: Ask your doctor if these hands are right for you.

Luca: Side effects may include getting knocked the fuck out.

#wizardess heart #luca orlem

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Schyuler: You are, without a doubt, the worst person we’ve ever heard of.

Luca: But you have heard of me.

#wizardess heart #luca orlem #professor schuyler #conrad schuyler

Elias: We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!

Luca: NOPE. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.

#wizardess heart #elias goldstein #luca orlem

Yukiya: alright, listen up you little shits

Yukiya: not you, elias you're an angel and we're glad you're here

#wizardess heart #elias goldstein #yukiya reizen #elias x yukiya #yulias

Amelia: if i blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life

#wizardess heart #amelia nile

Alfonse: Kiss the prettiest person in this room

Sigurd: Leslie?

Leslie: *blushes* yes?

Sigurd: Move, I'm trying to get to the mirror

#wizardess heart #sigurd curtis #leslie rosenblade #leslie x sigurd

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Klaus: Out of all the friends I've had

Klaus: You're the first

Randy: and last

#wizardess heart #klaus goldstein #randy march #serge durandal

Klaus: Why are you up at 3:30am??

Sigurd: I drank 6 cups of coffee

Klaus: Why would you do that?!

Sigurd: Today might be done with me, but I'm not done with today

#wizardess heart #klaus goldstein #sigurd curtis

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