Daddy has a Dark Side

1. I will not hum the theme from jeopardy while Sir decides which implement to spank me with.

2. I will not annotate Sir’s “to do” list.

3. I will not applaud when Sir uses big words.

4. Sir’s cat does NOT stink.

5. Sir does NOT hog the bed.

6.I will not refer to Sir’s kitty as “snake food”

7.I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Sir’s penis

8. Sir’s chair is not to be used to pile my clutter.

9. I will keep my leopard print sheets laundered so Sir is not subjected to “those flowery things”

10. I will not yawn waiting for Sir to climax.

11. I will not chew my collar.

12. I will not giggle during paddlings.

13. I will not propose letter grades when Sir belches

14. I will not snarl when Sir ask to share my chocolate.

15. I will not tell Sir he has permission to Fuck me.

16. I will not say “good boy” to Sir

17. I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Sir is tying me up.

18. I will not critique how Sir ties me up.

19. I will not go out of state when borrowing Sir’s car during lunch.

20. When Sir is kind enough to bring me tea I will not call him “the tea fairy”

21. I will not change the settings on Sir’s alarm clock.

22. It is unlikely that Sir pushed all the covers onto my side of the bed so he could shiver all night.

23. I will not accuse Sir of being gay when he arranges the house in “artisticly pleasing ways”

24.I am always the spankee, I am never the spanker.

25.I will keep my fingertips off Sir’s computer screen.

26. I will not eat Sir’s leftovers without permission.

27. When asked how many spanks my behavior warrants I will not answer using fractions.

28. On second thought I WILL applaud when Sir uses big words…(this overrides rule number 3.)

29. Hooting and whistling, however is excessive.

30. I will be spanked for leaving the caps off Sir’s pens.

31. If it becomes obvious I am deliberately leaving the caps off Sir’s pens I will NOT be spanked. Even if I beg.

32. A warm Sir is a happy Sir.

dewdrops: in motion | cam damage by self

Priorities. If your in a relationship, your partner needs to top the priority list. If you have kids, they are the absolute top of that list, then your partner, then other shit. I cannot at all believe i have to say that, but to often where things like the pic above have happened.

Im a Gamer, and not the spend a few hours shooting people up on battlefeild or COD gamer. I am a RPG/MMORPG gamer where you can spend insain amounts of time playing and still want more. But a fabricated story or challange, boss, dungeon, raid, dailys, quests, crafting, all are far far less important then anything real.

Cat threw up? Well save, pause button, tell your buddies you will be right back, and go clean it the fuck up like an adult.

Your partner has nothing to do? Well if they are into it invite them to play with you, even if they want to watch or play themselfs. Dont get annoyed if they have questions, if they do it means there interested! Dont shut them out. If they arent interested, put the fucking game down and find something you both enjoy together.

Dont get me wrong, i have fantasized like many a gamer that my girl has walked up to me and started blowing me while telling me to keep playing. Or walked infront of the screen dressed in something sexy to get my attention and affection. That is all well and good if thats all about the fun of it.

But if she is making the attempt to do so, because she feels that its the only thing she can do to get your attention, you have obviously gotten your priorities absolutely fucked, because a few gigabytes of computer code has taken a higher priority in your life then reality. And holy fucking shit if she does do something like that, and you ignore her? Fuck you! For seeing her litterally make herself as vunrable as possible for you and you rejecting her? The damage that does alone makes you completely unworthy of having them as a partner in any dynamic.