iii change who iii am every niiight

2traiight people arent real.

bitch this post is a lie those weird bars of soap at lush will last for months.

i smel like a peach

i’m a simple woman. i log on. i mock others. i log off.

i dont fear you or your polycule

Me before I get killed by the mafia

What is this? And can I touch it?

it’s molten glass, you can touch it but only once…

Had to find a clean reblog of this but it looks really nice!

Thank you for your efforts

hnghg…. soup

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

i wish i could be brave like brave from disneys brave but instead i am coward from real life

im rattatooie from the kitchen