DJ NAPKIN IN DA HOUSEEEEEE!!!!!!

ROBOOTY SEX SECRET RECIPE: a cup of consent + a spoonful of awezome and a whole lotta love!

HI OMG IM SORRY FOR SUCH A LATE REPLY. Okay uhmmmm I have a policy that if I speak negatively on someone online then I must explicitly use their name/username bc i dont believe in vagueposting. Im too busy swagging it up with my job and labwork so if you wanna know whats up, DM me and I'll send a copy paste of whats going on. Long story short though I only share my r-18 work to trusted people + close friends for the time being and will share it again one day, but not for now

hmmm.... the account isnt private... I'm not sure why you cant see? I asked my friends to check out the links and it works for dem! If this helps, my handle is @/dagamingojichan

THANK YOU AMERICA AAUGHHH *SMASHES TWO BEERS TOGETHER OVER MY HEAD* USA! USA! USA! THIS SPRING BREAK WE SHALL INCREASE GERMANYS LUNG CAPACITY BY 78% THROUGH RIGOROUS TRAINING

kms. You for real? okay let me trouble shoot brb

FUCKING FINALLY.

thank you eeheeehee *blushes* its because i have the autistic rage and virginity of an incel with the mental fortitude and obsession of a fudanshi

i dont think their relationship dynamic would change much like...... okay well i think germany would feel self concious and dysphoric about being transgender and maybe because of that would subtop italy because italy obviously doesnt want to make his boyfriend uncomfortable and like germany seems like the type where hed just feel more comfortable like that. I think italy is a seme because he was born one not because he gets dysphoric at all from uke-ing. hes the kind of guy who honestly forgets its a thing like being trans doesnt necessarily feel like its apart of his identity its just like oh yah i got a beautiful pornstar pussy lawl! he doesnt have strong feelings one way or another abt the lable bro just doesnt care hes just a guy if hes asked what his gender is. italy has only ever felt dysphoria when he realized he would never be able to creampie germany with his tdick and then stopped once he found out about those dildos that shoot out fake cum. germany is the type who would care though like hed feel dysphoria i think. it wouldnt be something that like has him staying up at night or anything but it is something that would make him feel more touchy with "girly"/"girl-like"/feminine/"submissive" things yknow? like italy probably wouldnt call germany cute because germany would tell him it makes him uncomfortable in the dysphoria way n italy would powerbottom for him cuz germany would be like gh............ i know its not like that anymore with gender n sex but yknow... YKNOW.... (societal norms still claw at the back of his soft little skull). Idk though. thats just how i think germany would experience life if he was born with a vagina ^_^ eventually i think his dysphoria would fade out and be overcome by the growing wisdom one gets as they age which is the art of not giving a fuck about shit that doesnt matter. When he doesnt care then there would literally be no difference between ita x trans ger and trans ita x ger and basically all alternate universe itager lol. since itager always will eventually end up with making eachother the best and happiest versions of themselves, it just takes different amounts of time with different paths to run. and germany is immortal so hed definately get there sometime before the earth explodss >u<

IM SORRY IM ONLY REPLYING LIKE OVER HALF A YEAR LATER.... I drew the second sketch immediately but even then thought it looked like shit so i started the lineart for the first one and.. well abandoned it lol. Finally touched it up today tho just for u ^_^ I WILL MAKE U ALL LOVE RAN X KOUICHIROU!!!!!

sorry i got a little carried away there. I just really. Really. Like italy riding germanys face. i dont even like head that much tbh but itager sex hits different for me u guys kno that

IM SORRY IM SO LATE IVE BEEN FIGHTING IN WAR. anyways okay okay im ngl idk what sex coupon books are 😄 but im assuming its like newspaper clippings you get for grocery store coupons except for like sex shops (praying im right). i think actually america isnt the type who saves money bc hes a stupid bitch and just buys shit #capitalism. but japan has that asian greed (i know all abt it) and through their relationship america learns to start being frugal even tho he doesnt have to be bc his boss lets him buy whatever. i think at this point he would get coupons but tbh america would buy shit from spencers once and bring it home and that would be japans last straw if he hasnt already shown america his extensive collection of diff vibrators, lubes, dildos, you name it he has it. and hed go DONT BUY THIS ROOKIE COLLEGE FRESHMAN SHIT EVER AGAIN. I HAVE STRAWBERRY LUBE FLAVORED BY THE RARE ICHISHIRO BERRY VARIETY GROWN ONLY ON THE SHAOQING PEAK BUTTERFLY COVES. japan wouldnt break up with him for his terrible rookie choices because well... his asshole already knows what a fucking newbie america is (jesus fucking komaeda). but i think if anything this would be a blessing in disguise because japan would go **eyes turn red** oh ho ho. america. so. You want to start using toys in bed? Well. I have already shown you my shame and as you can tell im quite knowledgeable in this area. so. **grips his shoulders until they bleed** How about i take the lead since i have more experience. and america is blissfully unaware and like heh sure japan!!!! and thinks japan is gunna probably be super gentle and reluctant and like if anything is gunna be showing america how to use his dastardly items so they can be used on JAPAN. but then cut to america and hes going "how in gods name did i end up here" when hes suspended 5 feet in the air burrikake style with cat ears on that move according to his brainwaves and 18 vibrators taped on his specific sensitive spots with honestly just impressive accuracy while japan is like "okay and now this is how to PROPERLY enjoy the trolls 3 theme limited edition buttplug-" (tldr: JAPAN IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS!!!!! and honestly this leads to his dreams finally coming true lol)