Hello, Internet. I don't know how I'm not dead, but boy am I glad I'm not. I've been bugged to make an account (or I guess blog), so here we go. Hi.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@d3r3klord
Hello, Internet. I don't know how I'm not dead, but boy am I glad I'm not. I've been bugged to make an account (or I guess blog), so here we go. Hi.
(Details under cut !!)

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Derek was chilling on his porch, minding his business, when the world went white and he was suddenly somewhere else. A place he didn't recognize, a time he didn't recognize, in a building he didn't recognize.
Where was he???
(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan its meeeeeeeeeeee hi hello this ask TOTALLY wasnt supposed to be sent WEEKS ago,,,,,, aha,,,,,, Der getting Mii Dropped into the world or somethin embrace Main Timeline EnDer
* Derek seemed to be minding his own business as well, playing Minecraft and trying to build a library for him to hang out in, when another version of him from a different universe appeared. Not too unusual, he's quite aware of his other versions, but it kind of freaked him out. What is he doing here?? *
* A small headache hits him. A reminder of a gap in his memory. βIt's whatever,β he thinks. *
.... Hello?? You seem uh.. Lost.
Care to explain what you're doing in my world????
HIII. HIII!!!! ITS OKKK LOL I'VE BEEN. INACTIVE THANKS TO THIS ASS SCHOOL IM IN GRAAAHHAHH. but we are SO back ong i swear
Derek looked around, taking in what appeared to be an... Office space, of some kind, and a human looking at him in bafflement.
"I mean. I'm not supposed to be here. One moment I was having tea on my porch, and the next moment I'm here. I didn't even do anything to warrant dimension travel, so... Unless you did something, but I'm guessing not."
* Derek tilts his head. Okaayy... Version of him that doesn't know how he got here, a dragon, and... Sick ass horns. Holy hell. His wings twitch as he fidgets with the ring on his finger. *
Hm.
* He puts the blocks he was holding into his inventory, turning to take an actual good look at this guy. ... βHe looks messy, is what he looks like,β ββββ thinks, but he doesn't speak it out loud. *
...
* That wasn't Derek. But still, he thought it. Not fully, but he thought it. Creepy... *
Well, I suppose there's... Nothing wrong with continuing it here. And while you're here, we can figure out how to put you back, can't we?
I'll go boil some water.
Derek tilts his head to the side, watching this... He can only assume, other version of himself, take in what he's said aloud. Take in what he's kept unsaid, as well.
He glances at the.... Quite frankly, poorly preened wings twitching, and has to forcibly stop himself from doing something about it. This version of himself was an adult and not a Hatchling, he couldn't just preen without asking. It would be rude.
"Hopefully. If magic works the same, I could probably send myself back, but things are never that easy." Then, he registers that tea has been offered. New favorite alternate version of himself unlocked. "Oh-- I would appreciate that, if you wouldn't mind."
* Derek leads the other version of himself out of the unfinished library and down a path to his house, and it seems charming. Lampposts line the sides of the path with flowers by them, trees with engravings made by him and his Avery swaying in the breeze. *
* When they get there, he sets up the coffee table at his couch, then starts brewing tea for both of them. He sets down a cup for the other Derek, and has one for himself. *
While you're here, let's talk to pass the time, maybe. How's your universe? What's up with your Averyβif that's not too sensitive. Your King, perhaps?
*sets really old, recently polished, gold goblet next to you*
*leaves*
Thanks, Anon. It looks great.
so is the ring in yellow just like... there. Like a lifelong cuck ππ bolted to a chair to watch you live your best life ???
I wouldn't call him... that, but I suppose so, yes. It's kind of funny.
DO NOT LAUGH AT ME.
Too late for that.
You are nothing.
Don't say that again. Ever. Again.

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hi idnot feel good oghrhrhfhd lordd patayin mo na ko hhdhdhd
do yall think itd be cool to have a drawing everytime i responded to an ask. i think thatll be very neat. ok. im gonna do that. you have no choice.
Derek was chilling on his porch, minding his business, when the world went white and he was suddenly somewhere else. A place he didn't recognize, a time he didn't recognize, in a building he didn't recognize.
Where was he???
(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan its meeeeeeeeeeee hi hello this ask TOTALLY wasnt supposed to be sent WEEKS ago,,,,,, aha,,,,,, Der getting Mii Dropped into the world or somethin embrace Main Timeline EnDer
* Derek seemed to be minding his own business as well, playing Minecraft and trying to build a library for him to hang out in, when another version of him from a different universe appeared. Not too unusual, he's quite aware of his other versions, but it kind of freaked him out. What is he doing here?? *
* A small headache hits him. A reminder of a gap in his memory. βIt's whatever,β he thinks. *
.... Hello?? You seem uh.. Lost.
Care to explain what you're doing in my world????
HIII. HIII!!!! ITS OKKK LOL I'VE BEEN. INACTIVE THANKS TO THIS ASS SCHOOL IM IN GRAAAHHAHH. but we are SO back ong i swear
Derek looked around, taking in what appeared to be an... Office space, of some kind, and a human looking at him in bafflement.
"I mean. I'm not supposed to be here. One moment I was having tea on my porch, and the next moment I'm here. I didn't even do anything to warrant dimension travel, so... Unless you did something, but I'm guessing not."
* Derek tilts his head. Okaayy... Version of him that doesn't know how he got here, a dragon, and... Sick ass horns. Holy hell. His wings twitch as he fidgets with the ring on his finger. *
Hm.
* He puts the blocks he was holding into his inventory, turning to take an actual good look at this guy. ... βHe looks messy, is what he looks like,β ββββ thinks, but he doesn't speak it out loud. *
...
* That wasn't Derek. But still, he thought it. Not fully, but he thought it. Creepy... *
Well, I suppose there's... Nothing wrong with continuing it here. And while you're here, we can figure out how to put you back, can't we?
I'll go boil some water.
Derek was chilling on his porch, minding his business, when the world went white and he was suddenly somewhere else. A place he didn't recognize, a time he didn't recognize, in a building he didn't recognize.
Where was he???
(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan its meeeeeeeeeeee hi hello this ask TOTALLY wasnt supposed to be sent WEEKS ago,,,,,, aha,,,,,, Der getting Mii Dropped into the world or somethin embrace Main Timeline EnDer
* Derek seemed to be minding his own business as well, playing Minecraft and trying to build a library for him to hang out in, when another version of him from a different universe appeared. Not too unusual, he's quite aware of his other versions, but it kind of freaked him out. What is he doing here?? *
* A small headache hits him. A reminder of a gap in his memory. βIt's whatever,β he thinks. *
.... Hello?? You seem uh.. Lost.
Care to explain what you're doing in my world????
HIII. HIII!!!! ITS OKKK LOL I'VE BEEN. INACTIVE THANKS TO THIS ASS SCHOOL IM IN GRAAAHHAHH. but we are SO back ong i swear
oouhuhh llorddd schools been kicking my ASSSS it really has
to. make up for my absence kind of , have a fun fact!! if you have. a kiy blog. int with this guy and make him do shit and itll happen . the ring in yellow cant fully control him. L fuck you hastur
FUCK OFF.

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Do you have any secrets of the universe you'd like to share with us ?
No.
I kid, I kid. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but when you ββββ ββββββ, a βββββββ turns into βββββββββββ and ββββββββ. The funny thing is that when βββββββ ββ βββββ, it ββββββ.
happy birthday :D
Thank you, user your-local-blackhole. :]
hello there,knight
I know we have not met before but on the request of my king,he told me to bring you this
*advisor pulls out a yellow cake,pulls out a knife,cuts you a slice of cake & hands the slice to you*
happy birthday derlord
-@th3-y3llow-advisor3
Ah, thank you. I appreciate the gesture.
[ He carefully took the slice from Advisor, a smile on his face as he inspected it before digging in. ]
It looks great. Again, many thanks, even if it's a little late in my timezone.
Hi Derek what's your favourite flower
Amd maybe the glitch thing's favourite flower
I quite like forget-me-nots, but I love sampaguitas more. They smell wonderful.
... What glitch thing?
we like forget-me-nots!!! thanks for asking :]
I know it's like, 8 in the night, but I want banana bread.
Like, really bad.
Or cake.
Because my birthday is tomorrow.
Happy birthday, me, I suppose!
yes im giving him my bday so what
Happy birthday!
Uh... About that banana bread comment, what are you gonna do with it, perchance?
I will eat it. And savor every bite. I fucking love eating banana bread, I could devour half a loaf in minutes.
Why do you ask, user knightbananabread?

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I know it's like, 8 in the night, but I want banana bread.
Like, really bad.
Or cake.
Because my birthday is tomorrow.
Happy birthday, me, I suppose!
yes im giving him my bday so what
hey der, doesn't it ever seem weird that certain asks glitch on your end?
Yes, it is weird. I've tried troubleshooting it for a while, but nothing seems to work. Customer service can't seem to be reached either. I suppose I need to keep trying...
Jayden, don't join him. It WON'T WORK. I promise you that.
that's not my name. you're not directing to me then, i just have a question alright? you just have to answer.
I... Never mentioned your name. What are you-?..
JAEDYN DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DONT EVEN THINKKKK OF GETTING DEREK TO SEE ME. IT WON'T WORK NOW AND NEVER WILL.
AND YOU KNOW THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT ASSHOLE!!!