you're invited to the wedding. However, Diane might attend so it will be entirely understood if you are not there.
❄️
I'm not letting zhat sutchka ruin a wedding. I'm bringing the vodka.
Someone say vodka?
You truly are my daughter.
Я пошла в тебя, папа.
Amen!
My Russian isn't even that clean, Christ.
Amen? Are you religious?
Yes but that's not what Amen means. I'm agreeing vith you.
Vhat religion do you follow?
[she’s never really been shown religion her whole life. She’s heard about it of course, but no one in her family practiced it, in fact they had an aversion to it. Especially her “father”, he hated religion. He made fun of it any chance he got. He believed only gullible fools believed in Gods. If only he were now, he would have a heart attack]
Zha Church of Unitology. It started after Mars; essentially, I believe God died long ago, leaving us with life and the earth. Vell I did. I guess I'm a Simonologist now.
Zhat is a fascinating belief.
[her curiosity is peaked, sure the religion clearly isn’t true, but’s it’s still interesting nonetheless. Besides, this is her father’s beliefs. She could use this to could closer to him]
Hey it sounded interesting at the time
*he jests*
All you had to do was go to zha church every other week and cut off one of your fingers. Which sounds bad in retrospect but I didn't really mind.
..you… you had to cut off your fingers..? Vhy?
The first member of the church lost a finger so we had the option to cut it off if we wanted too.
Other than that we had to follow one main rule: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted" basically meaning laws and structures are constructs rather than absolute truths, and that humans are the architects of their own futures.
Zhat is-
[she pauses. She’s never viewed life like that before. What a fascinating way of seeing things. This religion was far more interesting than she would have thought]
a very interesting vay of viewing zhings.
I believed it until I got here. Unfortunately.
Vell yes, it must be embarrassing to have zhe zhing you believed in your vhole life be proven vrong…
[did that sounds empathetic or condescending?]
Rude as fuck just like me. I'm so happy.













