celery zelery

not here anymore. i still reblog but for the most part dont expect any interaction out of me

egg? what egg? ive never had an egg to begin with. they poured me out of a tube

its cz. its not czy. its not celery, its celery zelery. which is longwise for cz. my original name was crazyexeboi and the c and the z in crazy were capitalized. thus why its cz. i also have a name too like any other person

i wish i could point my finger at people and they would explode

i am seven million mr beast burgers

my mr hyde is the greedy grinner

the big c (centurion) vs cherry zerry's weirdo sister

new one liner: Goo Goo Ga ga

my middle name is Bites but my last name is Intodelicioushomemademeals

that last post sucked balls never come into this house of horrors without dissapointment by your side

they call them french fries because you eat them

nothing beats the feeling of gently stroking your steering wheel whilst calling your car a good girl for successfully turning the ac off