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Why am I laughing these puns are terrible…

When all of my friends are getting engaged/married/having kids

Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep. And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

Things I did not know, but should.

When someone doesn't finish their food and asks: "Does anybody want the rest of this?"

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