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"Six weeks into the term, I assigned my rhetoric and writing students a 20-page article. It was the same length I had assigned for five years and the same length I had read without complaint as an undergraduate a decade ago. Not one student finished it.
When I asked why, a student answered honestly: It was too long, and she kept losing track of what the paper was about. This was not a remedial class: These were students who had cleared the admissions process and written essays good enough to get them here. Yet a routine academic reading assignment had defeated them.
Every generation of professors has complained that their students cannot read. The lament is usually overblown, but data have caught up to anecdote, and what I am seeing in my classroom is no longer a hunch. There is a measurable, generational collapse in sustained reading and writing, and the academy is responding to it with improvisation and exhaustion rather than the structural overhaul it requires.
In February 2024, Adam Kotsko, who teaches in the Shimer Great Books School at North Central College, wrote in Slate that students who once handled 30 pages of reading per class meeting now seem “intimidated by anything over 10 pages and seem to walk away from readings of as little as 20 pages with no real understanding.” Crucially, he added that this is “not a matter of laziness on the part of the students” but of underlying skills they were never given a chance to build.
The Chronicle of Higher Education’s 2024 investigation found the same pattern across institutions as different as the Stevens Institute of Technology and Wellesley College, where the average SAT exceeds 1400. Nicholaus Gutierrez, an assistant professor at Wellesley, told The Chronicle that the baseline for what students consider a reasonable amount of work has dropped so noticeably that he has cut his readings accordingly; a 750-word essay now strikes many students as long. At Stevens, the science and technology studies associate professor Theresa MacPhail described following the mantra of “meet your students where they are” for so long that she has begun to feel “like a cruise director organizing games of shuffleboard.”
Worse, the national data tell the same story in colder language. On the 2011 National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) writing assessment, which is the most recent comprehensive writing benchmark, only 24 percent of 12th graders reached the Proficient level, and just 3 percent reached Advanced; another 21 percent scored below Basic. The reading side of the ledger is worse, and getting worse fast: The 2024 NAEP results released in September 2025 show 12th-grade reading scores at the lowest level recorded since the assessment began in 1992. Thirty-two percent of 12th graders now score below NAEP Basic in reading, meaning that, in the assessment’s own language, they likely “cannot draw general conclusions based on concepts presented explicitly in a text.” And yet more than half of these same seniors reported being accepted to a four-year college. That last sentence is the whole problem in one line: We are admitting a cohort that cannot read at a college level and are pretending otherwise.
Why is this happening? One reason, of course, is smartphones.
I came into teaching as a skeptic of the anti-smartphone argument: I had a phone in my pocket throughout high school and college in the 2010s, and I read long books anyway. I now think I was wrong, because the neuroscience has caught up. In a 2017 paper, Adrian F. Ward and colleagues at the University of Texas at Austin’s McCombs School of Business showed that the mere presence of a participant’s smartphone — whether that be face down, powered off, untouched, or across the desk out of vision — measurably reduces available working memory and fluid intelligence on cognitive tests, with the largest effects on the most phone-dependent users. A 2022 study by Motoyasu Honma and colleagues at Japan’s Showa University used near-infrared spectroscopy to compare reading on a smartphone with reading the same passage on paper, and found that smartphone reading produced overactivity in the prefrontal cortex, suppressed sigh generation, and led to general lower comprehension scores; the authors argued that the sigh inhibition and prefrontal overload were causally linked to the comprehension decline.
So when a student tells me they “kept losing track” of a 20-page article, I have to acknowledge that they may be describing a measurable neurological condition. The neural pathways that support sustained attention are built by use, and they atrophy without it. Your body is a use-it-or-lose-it system, and the brain is no exception.
Another reason for the decline in student reading capability is increasing reliance on generative AI. In June 2025, Nataliya Kosmyna and colleagues at the MIT Media Lab released a preprint titled “Your Brain on ChatGPT.” They divided 54 participants into three groups writing SAT-style essays — one using ChatGPT, the second group using a search engine, the last group using nothing — and monitored brain activity with a 32-channel EEG. The ChatGPT group showed the lowest neural connectivity of the three, with up to 55 percent reduced connectivity compared with the brain-only group, and “consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.” Eighty-three percent of LLM users could not quote a single line from essays they had written minutes earlier. When the LLM group was forced to write without AI in a follow-up session, their brain activity did not bounce back to baseline; the researchers coined the term “cognitive debt” for the lingering deficit.
This is the first neurophysiological evidence that early reliance on LLMs measurably alters the brain’s engagement with writing tasks, and it is consistent with what those of us in front of classrooms are watching happen in real time. When I assign analysis, I am not trying to extract a polished product; I am trying to put the student’s mind through resistance in order to make it stronger. Offloading the struggle to a chatbot does not “free students up for higher-order work.” It deprives them of building the strength to do any substantial cognitive work at all.
There is a final factor that is contributing to this decline in reading skills, and that is that the students arriving in my classroom today are the first cohort to have experienced Common Core-influenced reading instruction across the entirety of their K–12 schooling. Whatever the standards’ original intent, the on-the-ground implementation in many districts replaced sustained reading with the practice of pulling “evidence” from disconnected short passages, the same format used on the standardized tests that increasingly determine school funding. The education scholar Natalie Wexler, among others, has documented this pivot in detail: Students drilled on “finding the main idea” in two-paragraph excerpts never build the stamina or background knowledge that longform reading requires. The pandemic then added fuel to a fire that was already burning. NAEP scores for 13-year-olds dropped sharply in 2022 and have not recovered. A 2023 EdWeek survey found that 24 percent of secondary-school administrators described pandemic learning loss in English and language arts as “severe or very severe.”
In July 2025, the journalist Mary Harrington argued in The New York Times that “thinking is becoming a luxury good.” The ability to read deeply and reason at length is fragmenting along class lines as ultra-processed digital media replaces text in everyday life, much as ultra-processed food has replaced cooking. Her longer treatment of the subject in First Things makes the more provocative case that we are witnessing the end of print culture itself, and with it the end of the cognitive substrate on which modern liberal democracy was built.
I see this stratification in the classroom and on the page every week. My students from districts that protected sustained reading through small class sizes, strict phone policies, and faculty who refused to teach to the test all arrive with their attention relatively intact. My students from districts that surrendered to devices and standardized testing arrive cognitively winded. A democracy that requires a literate electorate is now training one fraction of that electorate out of literacy while marketing to the other a “deep work” lifestyle as a luxury good. The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.
I do what I can in my own classroom to address the problems. I break 20-page articles into two halves and assign the first half with explicit analytical tasks. I require exploratory writing before formal drafts. I model (visibly, on the board) how to track an argument across pages or distinguish a source’s claim from my own analysis. I make structured peer review explicit, because the workshop format I used to take for granted now collapses into “this is good” and “maybe add more details” the moment I step back.
But I want to be plain about the limits of what an individual instructor can do, and all of these solutions have costs. Scaffolding a 20-page article into halves compromises the integrity of the argument I am asking students to engage, just as modeling note-taking in a credit-bearing rhetoric course is using a college slot to teach a middle-school skill. None of the syllabi I teach are designed to deliver this type of cognitive rehabilitation, and pretending otherwise has produced credential inflation. We cannot keep conferring degrees on students who cannot do what the degree is supposed to certify.
I’m afraid I don’t have answers. I do, however, have some questions that may point us in the right direction. If higher education is going to respond to the reading crisis as a structural problem rather than a private burden carried by composition instructors and adjuncts, it has to stop avoiding the following questions: If a majority of incoming students cannot read at a level the curriculum requires, are we admitting students we cannot serve, or offering a curriculum we cannot provide?
Why are first-year writing and reading-intensive general-education courses still the most adjunctified, lowest-paid, highest-load corner of the university, at the precise moment when their work has become the most important work the institution does? What is the responsible institutional response for AI usage: Is it a syllabus statement, or a sequencing principle that requires students to demonstrate the cognitive work themselves before AI assistance is permitted?
Why are most college classrooms still phone-permissive by default? K–12 districts from Florida to California are now banning phones bell to bell; higher education has somehow lagged behind the public schools. Universities benefit from a pipeline they did not build and refuse to repair. What would it mean for a university system to invest seriously in the reading instruction happening in the high schools that feed it, rather than treating remediation as something to be quietly outsourced to first-year composition instructors?
The thing I am no longer willing to do is pretend this is a temporary adjustment period, or that “students will adapt.” They will not adapt on their own. The conditions that produced this collapse are still in place: the phones, the algorithmic feeds, the test-prep excerpts, staffing models that load the reading-intensive work onto the most precarious faculty, and now the chatbots that finish students’ sentences before they’ve even begun to think of them. If we want literate citizens, we will have to rebuild the conditions for literacy deliberately, against the grain of every incentive currently pointed the other way. I know the academy has the will to do that. It also has the obligation."
— Tyler Jagt, 1 June 2026, "My Students Can’t Read"
The generational collapse in literacy is measurable, persistent, and likely to get worse.
“…showed that the mere presence [emphasis added] of a participant’s smartphone — whether that be face down, powered off, untouched, or across the desk out of vision — measurably reduces available working memory and fluid intelligence on cognitive tests, with the largest effects on the most phone-dependent users.”
Seeing the 10:20 showing this morning! Reclining seats next to the aisle! Bringing a thin blanket (that’ll fit in my purse) as they keep theater quite cold. And my AirPods for noise cancellation, because the sound in this theater is too loud anymore. The sound in Indiana Jones actually hurt my ears, so I’ve brought AirPods with me ever since. I can hear the movie just fine with them in, which only affirms the sound is too damn loud.
10/10: an epic of a film, befitting the epic tale.
Seeing the 10:20 showing this morning! Reclining seats next to the aisle! Bringing a thin blanket (that’ll fit in my purse) as they keep theater quite cold. And my AirPods for noise cancellation, because the sound in this theater is too loud anymore. The sound in Indiana Jones actually hurt my ears, so I’ve brought AirPods with me ever since. I can hear the movie just fine with them in, which only affirms the sound is too damn loud.
After nearly starving my sourdough starter this summer, I revived it and have been feeding it more consistently. Not wanting to waste the discard, I’m back to testing discard recipes. Week 2’s attempt at sourdough discard cinnamon rolls. Baked for 3 minutes longer and think I could have let them go for another 1-2 on top of that. These aren’t light and fluffy rolls, not from 2 sticks of butter and so much sugar. So very tasty.
Sending half with K (he and his friends have a beach trip this weekend) because my scale tipped a bit upwards (even more than expected from hormone fluctuations) for the first time since I’ve been doing all the things to take better care of myself these last 18 months. I’ll still have a portion, absolutely! Just half, not an entire roll.

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Sur La Table had this perfectly-sized braiser on clearance over the holiday weekend with an extra 20% off. Broke her in via a batch of sourdough discard cinnamon rolls with a vanilla buttercream icing for Sunday brunch. Saturday’s steak tips became Sunday’s cheese steaks. A+ noshing this weekend.
20 years of being the jam to my PB, and A floored me with my first emerald piece.
We said no gifts, because we’re buying new dinnerware as our gift. I think we’re down to maybe one full place setting of our daily dishes without any chips; though, I cannot decide on a pattern or maker to save my life.
Rambling on after the jump.
Why darest the sky shine so blue, especially whilst we grieve? Why won’t the world stop for our loss? It’s just unfair we must mourn as the world continues completely unaffected.
I first lived this exceptionally surreal existence when my siblings and I lost our Mother.
I’m again living it for Richard, my dear (step) father-in-law.
A few excerpts from his obituary:
Dr. Richard Charles Stephens, born November 25, 1942, passed away July 3, 2026 leaving behind a remarkable legacy of scholarship, public service, and mentorship, and an unwavering love for his family.
Raised in New Orleans, Richard graduated with the inaugural class from Benjamin Franklin High School, subsequently earning his Bachelor of Arts from the University of New Orleans. Richard continued his education at the University of Wisconsin–Madison, earning his Master of Arts (1966) and his Ph.D (1971) in Sociology. Richard built a distinguished career as one of the nation's foremost researchers in the field of drug abuse and addiction. Throughout the 1970s and 1980s, he became a leading investigator of heroin use and street addiction, conducting groundbreaking research with individuals experiencing addiction, and helping establish a sociological framework for understanding opioid dependence. As a Lieutenant Commander in the U.S. Public Health Service, he conducted addiction research at the federal civil commitment hospital in Lexington, Kentucky. He later continued his pioneering narcotics research in New York City before joining the faculties of the University of Houston and then Cleveland State University.
Throughout his career, Richard's work focused on understanding the social and cultural forces that shape substance use and addiction. He authored two influential books: The Street Addict Role: A Theory of Heroin Addiction, and Mind-Altering Drugs: Use, Abuse, and Treatment, both of which helped shape the field and informed the next generation of researchers and practitioners.
During the 1990s and 2000s, Richard broadened his scholarship to include HIV prevention, adolescent substance use prevention, evaluation science, and public health policy. He collaborated on numerous federally funded studies evaluating prevention programs and behavioral interventions, publishing extensively in leading academic journals and edited volumes. As the national evaluator of the Target Cities initiative, he led work that culminated in a published evaluation in 2002. During this time, he joined the University of Akron as a Professor of Sociology, and became the Founding Director of the Institute for Health and Social Policy (est. 1999), where he continued to mentor students, advance research, and promote evidence-based public policy. Under his leadership, the Institute received what was then the largest grant in University of Akron history: a $13.7 million grant from the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation to develop and evaluate a new D.A.R.E. substance abuse prevention curriculum for middle-school students. He retired from the University of Akron in 2009.
While Richard's professional achievements were significant, he was most proud of his family. <redacted>
Richard will be remembered not only for his pioneering contributions to sociology, public health, and addiction research, but also for his intellectual curiosity, compassion, integrity, and unwavering commitment to improving the lives of others. His work continues to influence the fields he loved, and his legacy lives on through the countless people he taught, mentored, and inspired.
The family will hold a private celebration of Richard's life. His family asks that he be remembered not only for his accomplishments, but also for his love of learning and his devotion to those he loved.
May he rest in peace.
I made a bowl of whipped feta because my hormones demanded meze for lunch this week.

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I love grilling season
lobbed 5” off my locks this morning
GPOM below the jump
my new stamps
currently beefing with my uterus
what’s with taking off one month and then playing catch up the next PLUS bringing the extra spicy cramps?
just shed your lining on schedule, c’mon!
usually, I’m (mostly) okay with horror films; will just avoid the screen and audio during more gruesome scenes
I draw the line at SA; Over Your Dead Body is a hard pass
attempted rape is a joke to these assholes
so fucking funny
ha. ha. ha. ha.
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TOP FIVE PLACES IN MASSACHUSETTS:
1. boylston - tower hill botanical garden
2. holliston, milford - holliston bike trail
3. south deerfield - yankee candle village
4. concord - walden pond and henry david thoreau cabin
5. grafton - grafton flea market
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
hopedale - the massive old mill that was recently demolished and is now just a massive flat plot of land. truly a tragedy, as the town has lost a big aspect of its character.
boston - cop slide
medway - Lotus chinese restaurant
lawrence - lawrence heritage state park
andover - see, hear, speak no evil chimp statue in downtown
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Tower Hill of one of my most favorite places in MA. I also love that NEBG is very pet friendly. We added Benji to our membership and bring him to sniff around the many trails. He LOVES when we bring him along! 🐾