Cyndi - Writes Sappy Things ✿

❝And fireflies in fields of gold

I'll be holding you 'til time grows old❞

Yep… Damian is me since Jhea has me in a ✍️ chokehold…

Update? Apology? Announcement?!

I wrote out fic requests and all of my own ideas, and they filled an entire notebook page. So, it looks like I’ll be here for a while… I’m sorry? Plus, a new fic or two is in progress, along with writing out the remainder of They Never Saw Her Coming 👀

Short answer, yes 🥰 I just did a Hot Ones episode fic, and I live with the motto “never say never” when it comes to any/all of the Jhea stories! This has the potential to go off the rails, which is super fun 🤭

It was halfway through typing fic Jey’s line out that I could hear the interview 🤭 “Great chemistry!” I love that he was just spelling J-H-E-A out back then 😂

Intermission: does everyone knowing her husband is a terrific cook include Jimmy? 😭😭😭😭 “Your cooking is…” “Good!” “N-No!” “Scrumptious!” “Hell no!” “You don’t like my chicken? You don’t like my chicken?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if he had remembered that, he would’ve chose Rhea instead of eating that wing 😩

Speaking of food, did he like Vegemite? 👀🤭

Back to the sappy stuff, so the impromptu Baby Uso reveal, was that a mirror when Jey mentioned Jimmy’s newborn baby? 🥹

I leave stuff purposely vague for you guys to fill in, but it’s implied Jey and Rhea have been together two years, and the world knows about it! Since the recipe box was an anniversary gift, maybe they’ve been married a year? 👀 Jimmy was a cute flower boy 🤭

In that cooking video, Jimmy said Jey’s the better cook. That boy needs to pick a story to settle on!!

He grinned, stretching his legs out under the table, the toe of his shoe bumping hers. “In, on, around, over, undah. As long as I’m near tha’ ass, I’m good.”

Hasn’t been 2 minutes, and he’s already outta pocket 😭😩 the rating is inconclusive to start, and I knew I’d be R-Truth through this whole episode. I don’t even know if mentioning cooking naked is PG 💀 but this:

He grunted. “I’d wrestle you in the nude on live T.V.”

Monday Night Raw presents: “Jey and Rhea’s Live Nude Wrestling Match” 😩 freaks? ✅ No quotations necessary. Sex addicts? 👀 what would’ve made the dirt sheets report such a thing? 👀 (I feel like you’re gonna say you’re not the dirt sheets, so you won’t tell me)

“If it came down to rescuing your twin brother or your wife, who would you save first?”

The perfect question 🤭 see he stuffed nearly a whole thing in his mouth, and I thought he would choose her being betrothed and all. At least she graduated from him picking Jimmy over her to them being equals 😭 at least he’d pick her over anyone else like Roman without context 🤭

Lifting out of his seat, he ignored her shocked gasp, and sucked that daring finger right between his lips. “Mmm,” he hummed, placing his hands flat on the table to sturdy himself.

That’s not even PG-13 😭💀 1. The hum makes it rated M for mature 2. Somehow placing his hands flat on the table to steady himself is freaky. I will not explain. Because I can’t. 3. The crew taking time to yell cut 🧐 but it is called Hot Ones 🤭

The freaky entrance that’s her favorite:

There are men who get the zoomies, this man gets the freakys. If he’s crazy for doing it, she’s crazy for loving it 😭 a match made in freaky land. Case in point: “I decided you needed that freaky ahh spanked.” Is that why he’s called peaches? 😭😭😭 Hot Ones would do a peaches counter, and his comment section from that day forward 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 he’s not called ucey jucey for nothing *slaps knee* 😭💀

And the two to three hours no questions? 👀 I have a guess on what that meant, and it wasn’t related to Hot Ones the show? 👀

BUT FIRST WE FEAST 😭🤭 You had to know that Jey was going to be unhinged once the cameras started rolling. Rhea drives him crazy and he has no filter around her 🥵 She’s just as much of a freak though… Truth would’ve been interjecting every few seconds: “I don’t think that’s PG” and be right 🫣

*clears throat* I’m not the dirt sheets. I know nothing! I’ve only heard rumors… I swear.

Jey’s hands flat on the table did add something to the moment. It was definitely intentional 🤭😅