UPGRADE U

what can i say about me that hasn’t been said already? like such great hits as: you are a blight on humanity, you are the harbinger of chaos, PROMETHEAN STUD! and 01110011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011

sometimes you have to cause untold mayhem to the time stream to prove a point. like letting everyone know you have a nice ass.

if i end up causing changes throughout time due to leaking information on the future, who gives a fuck? i’m just being quirky. 

skin???

my ship is like the bugatti of ships in the future.

i’m not really sure how old i am at this point, but for the sake of convenience let’s assume it’s 2 + 2. not the answer, just the equation.

rusting really does ruins my skin? routine.

hi i’m eden, i’m ████, and i need some followers. help a bromo out with a promo. i’ll start rusting from lack of attention, no one wants that.

beep boop is robotenese for shut the fuck up, robert.

so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my ████.

if a smart phone can’t do your taxes, is it really smart?

i love these ancient things called iphones, they’re so cute and outdated.