Let's all give a big hand, to Big Band...

“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”

“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”

“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”

“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”

“Be good, alright?”

“Didn’t you read the sign?”

“Did you hear what they just said?”

“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”

“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do?”

“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”

“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”

“Finally, someone gets it.”

“Forgive me for this.”

“Golly, you must be so confused.”

“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”

“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”

“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”

“He flexed himself out of the room!”

“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”

“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”

“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”

“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”

“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”

“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”

“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”

“I don’t like you the way you like me.”

“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”

“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”

“I found a gun in a dumpster!”

“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”

“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”

“I knew you had it in you!”

“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”

“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”

“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

“I’m not ready for this to end.”

“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”

“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”

“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”

“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”

“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”

“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”

“I want you to be happy, too.”

“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”

“Never interact with attractive people.”

“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”

“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”

“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”

“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”

“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”

“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”

“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”

“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”

“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”

“So what if a few people have to die?”

“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”

“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”

“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”

“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”

“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”

“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”

“They come. They leave. They die.”

“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”

“Time for our union-regulated break!”

“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”

“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”

“Were those two robots making out?”

“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”

“What do you think of my secret style?”

“Where are the knives.”

“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”

“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”

“Who needs arms with legs like these?”

“Why would I ever be friends with you?”

“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”

“Would you smooch a ghost?”

“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”

“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”

“You can’t understand how this feels.”

“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”

“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”

“You just wanted to see me suffer.”

“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”

“You’ll never see ‘em again.”

“You’re filled with determination.”

“You really hate me that much?”

“You’re giving me a real workout.”

100 + 

Of you feeble minded neanderthals have collected my ECHOs, it appears I need to hide them better. ECHO and I have decided upon providing you people a service, other than my advanced intelligence.

Urghh, art is such a waste of time and space, much like music. That noise is just pointless gibberish that… Hmm? Oh yes.

Give away:

To enter, navigate yourself around to the reblog button (a ‘like’ means nothing to me as I dislike you all) Only one reblog counts you greedy bandits.

[ 1st: Full colour character sketch

2nd: waist high flat coloured character

3rd: Simple sketch ]

This provides me with joy that I usually reserve for watching children fall down and hurt themselves, so keep entering to keep my crushing sense of ennui at bay. 

[ Ends October 20th 

Okay here’s the deal… apparently like… 800 of y’all enjoy the dumb stuff I post and reblog, for some reason, so, onto the giving of the away of things:

I’m giving away game! Game? What game? Game of choice, under $10 from Steam! Wow! Amaze!

Rules:

Gotta be followin’ me. This is… this is why I’m doing the giveaway, Morty. Who gives away things to followers when they ain’t followers, Morty? It’s a dick move to follow and then… and then unfollow after, Morty, don’t do that shit, Morty

1 reblog and 1 like - counts as two entries. Don’t be reblogging to giveaway blogs, man, that’s shitty, it’s for $10, let people have a chance. Anyone I see doing it is gettin’ disqualified.

Gotta have a Steam account and willing to friend me in order to get the game!!!

Gotta respond within 24 hours of me sending you a message/notifying you or I’ll pick a new winner :’c (for first place only)

Winner packages!:

First place gets game of their choosing under $10 dollars. (Small FAQ: “Can I get two games that are $5 each?” Yes “Can I get a game that’s on sale for $10?” Yes “Can I get any games over $10?” No)

Second place gets a digital smooch from yours truly

Third place gets a virtual hug from the queen of trash (me)

Everyone else has the joy of following me! (just kidding, welcome to the trash pile)

This will be ending sometime in mid-late November as the fall sales would be hella more awesome for the winner to be able to get a game they want that went on sale for $10 ♥♥♥♥

A while back I applied to Lab Zero Games as a clean-up animation contractor for Skullgirls. These are some of the assignments I worked on.

As a clean-up animator I was given the rough animation frames and my job was to make clean line drawings and add the flat colors and shading on top of that.