Land of Pillows and Forts

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank