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good morning to the beaten and the damned only

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

"I can fix him" You can't even fix your sleep schedule bestie

Give Mina a gun this, give Johnathan a gun that, but when I, Quincey Morris, try to shoot Dracula

so much emotion captured in “so true.” so much eloquence in “real.” feelings that i otherwise would never be able to put to words all packed into responding with “literally” to everything

witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.

Could you kindly elaborate on that please

Moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and cowboys; “Moon” to represent the Witching Hour, and “Shine” for sunny High Noons.

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.