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"The Man of Steel is my bitch now."

KO: SLOB BEATS STUD SERIES: At 187 pounds, Sattari is one of the sexiest, most chiseled men in combat sports. Istrate is completely out of shape. Less than halfway through round 1, Istrate delivers a roundhouse left that knocks Sattari on his ass. He beats the count, but he's clearly dazed. Istrate continues the attack. Seconds later, Istrate rips the stud with a blow to the body followed by a devastating uppercut. As Sattari reels back against the ropes, Istrate finishes him with a left-right combination that folds him in half. Sattari is done. He's still on the canvas as Istrate's hand is raised in victory. It's a humiliating defeat for Sattari.

KO: SLOB BEATS STUD SERIES: [Starting at 1:42:16] The quintessential Slob Beats Stud fight. Maxim Likhodin is a big, beefy, handsome muscle stud, no doubt used to intimidating his opponents. Daniyal Elbaev looks like he ate his last 3 opponents. But from the opening bell, Elbaev dominates and batters Likhodin with impunity. Likhodin has no answer, as he's repeatedly smothered, beaten and knocked to the canvas. The official record shows Likhodin as retiring after round 1, but the truth is worse for him. He survives the first round, just barely, and comes out for round 2. Elbaev continues the relentless beating until Likhodin collapses under the pressure. The ref starts a count, and Likhodin struggles to get up, but he collapses again, a thoroughly beaten fighter. The ref waves off the fight. It's a humiliating defeat for the handsome muscle stud, as he raises Elbaev's hand in victory.

KO: SLOB BEATS STUD SERIES: Ionescu is tall and handsome, with a lean, tight body. Hoque is short and puffy, with a gut hanging over his shorts. Hooque climbs on top of Ionescu and uses his weight to hold him down while administering a savage beating, leaving him with a black eye. Ionescu may be a stud, but he's no match for Hoque.

KO: SLOB BEATS STUD SERIES: Apapituley is tall, lean and muscular. Zougary is short and doughy. But that doesn't stop Zougary from beating the crap out of Apapituley, delivering head shot after head shot until Apapituley collapses under the pressure.

KO: SLOB BEATS STUD SERIES: Stoica is a handsome, buff muscle stud. Loren looks like he just came from the buffet. But halfway through round 1, Loren clocks Stoica with a left, sending him reeling. The ref administers a standing 8-count. When the fight resumes, Loren slams Stoica with a right, just to drive home the point that he can easily damage the hunk with either hand. After another count, Loren uses both hands and a kick to finish off the beefy muscle man, breaking both his body and his spirit, humiliating him, seizing his championship title, and exposing him for the weak POS he is. Stoic is left dazed and confused, no doubt wondering how all the work he put into building his body meant nothing at the hands of Loren.

Janibek Alimkhanuly v Andrei Mikhailovich: At the pre-fight presser, sexy 26 year old Mikhailovich, undefeated, calls Alimkhanuly a “disgrace” to boxing, and says, "I'm gonna fucking kill you.” Alimkhanuly, the defending champion, stays calm. Instead, he lets his fists do the talking in the ring. He thoroughly dominates the snotty Mikhailovich, making Mikhailovich his bitch and finishing him off in round 9. Later, Alimkhanuly says that he could have stopped Mikhailovich in the 2nd round, but wanted to make him suffer more. And indeed, it’s clear in round 2 that he has Mikhailovich dazed and confused, but intentionally doesn’t follow up, giving Mikhailovich time to recover. But even with that, Mikhailovich still goes down at the bell ending round 2.

[STARTING AT 40:27]: DMITRIY VISHNEVSKIY vs. DANIL GUSEV: Sexy 28 year old Vishnevskiy is making his debut. He’s 6’2”, 169 lbs. Gusev is 2-2, so he’s vulnerable. Just seconds into round 1, Vishnevskiy lands a straight left that drops Gusev on his ass. But he’s up quickly, and the knockdown has only served to piss him off. Gusev gets his revenge, and more, seconds later when he lands a roundhouse right to Vishnevskiy’s chin. The lean muscle stud’s mouthpiece and spit go flying, his eyes roll back in his head, and he crumples to the floor in a twisted heap. It takes Vishnevskiy a second or 2 to figure out where he is. He tries desperately to beat the count, but there’s not a chance in hell, and the ref waves off the fight. Vishnevskiy’s handlers get him on a stool where he sits, motionless, watching his opponent’s hand raised in victory. Gusev parades around the ring with his hands held high and further disrespects Vishnevskiy by completely ignoring him even as he walks past the beaten fighter.

Mango vs. Deez: Deez is a sexy mini-stud at 112 lbs. In round 1, Mango controls Deez on the ground. In round 2, he comes out swinging and nails Deez with a left to the chest and follow-up shots to the head. Deez is stunned. He turns his back to escape, but Mango nails him with a roundhouse left. With every shot, Mango leaves himself wide open, but Deez is too damaged to take advantage of the opportunity - he’s  just trying to survive. Mango delivers blow after blow to his helpless opponent. Deez’s face is a mask of pain and confusion until his lean, muscled body finally collapses under the relentless pressure. The ref calls a halt to the fight. At the announcement of the decision, Deez still looks stunned and unfocused.

Chrystian Korzeniowski vs Mike Moxon: Korzeniowski targets Moxon’s weak, flabby gut, easily finishing him off and taking the championship belt.

JOZEF WITTNER vs. MATÉ KERTÉSZ: Wittner is 26 years old, 6′ tall, 170 lbs. with a record of 12-1. But his lone loss was a TKO, so Kertesz knows he’s vulnerable. Kertesz bloodies Wittner’s nose early in round 1 to impact his breathing. Then, with 90 seconds left in the round, he slams Wittner with a left to the head that seems to take the fight out of Wittner. Suddenly Wittner looks tentative and less willing to engage. With 30 seconds left, Kertesz begins to punish the muscle stud with near-impunity. Wittner looks like a rag doll as Kertesz slams his head repeatedly with pinpoint accuracy. A right to the head sends Wittner reeling, and a follow-up sends him to the canvas just as the ref waves off the fight. Kertesz humiliates Wittner by stopping him with just one second left in the round.

Alexandre MUKBANJANI vs Sergio MARISCAL FERRE: Mukbanjani makes Ferre his bitch with a left to the head that stuns him badly and a follow-up right that drops him hard. Ferre manages to beat the count, but Mukbanjani makes him instantly regret it, delivering a left-right combination that drops him again. Ferre lays on the canvas, signaling the ref that he’s had enough.

Nate Ayers vs Logan Shell: Shell enters the ring like he owns the fucking place. But Ayers quickly breaks his ego in half, crushing him with a relentless assault. At the announcement of the decision, Shell looks like the beaten fighter he is.

Dillon Smith vs Chris Carrillo: Just seconds into the fight, Smith crushes Carrillo forcing the ref to call an end to the carnage.

Carson Jones vs Ben Hall: When you pad your record by fighting losers, eventually someone is going to call you out on it, and Carson Jones does just that. Ben Hall is 9-0-1, and he’s the Southern Area Super Welter “Champion.” But he’s been fighting guys with massively losing records. Jones is 39-11-3. His record isn’t nearly as impressive, but he’s got a surprise in store for “The Sensation” as they fight for the WBC International Silver Super Welterweight title. As the fight starts, Carson disses Hall by refusing to touch gloves. Then he proceeds to dominate Hall, punishing him to the head and body. In round 4, he beats up Hall in Hall’s own corner, just to prove that, even with the help of his cornermen, Hall is no match for him. At the 14:20 mark, you can see The Sensation cry out in agony. He’s damaged and confused — he’s never been hurt like this before. But then, he’s never faced a fighter like Carson before. Carson continues the punishment in round 5. In round 6, he turns up the heat even further, until Hall damages his shoulder, forcing his corner to throw in the towel. Carson not only humiliates the overmatched Hall, he ends his boxing career as Hall never fights again.

Takumi Terada vs Angelos Kaponis: Kaponis is a fighter and an aspiring model. He cuts 9 pounds off of his already lean frame to make this fight, and it shows. In round 1, Terada forces Kaponis into a neutral corner where he viciously attacks that long, lean, muscled body. When Kaponis drops his hands to protect himself from the assault, Terada delivers a left-right combination to the head, slamming Kaponis’s head against the turnbuckle. Kaponis’s knees buckle, and he sags in the corner, catching himself on the ropes to avoid a knockdown. His right knee is just inches from the canvas. Kaponis is all but unconscious, but he’s technically still standing, so he’s fair game. That’s all Terada needs to know.  He caps the humiliation of the defenseless Kaponis by delivering a short left-right combination followed by a roundhouse right that drops Kaponis in a twisted heap. The ref initiates a count, but it’s clear Kaponis is done and he stops the count and waves off the fight.

Nicolas Dalby vs Sergel Churilov: A kick to the head in round 4, and 15-1 Churilov is knocked senseless. He does a chicken dance then collapses to the canvas where Dalby delivers a couple of gratuitous punches just to ensure Churilov doesn’t try to get up. The ref steps in to stop the fight.