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rip lynch </3

Last week I went to the Newark Oktoberfest with KOHL and there was a guy dressed very similar to this but I don’t think it was on purpose.  Being the mature respectful person I am, I kept pointing the guy out to people and as soon as I said it everyone immediately saw him as Freddy Krueger.  In my perfect world this guy left Oktoberfest to go to a sleep apnea appointment or to a local pharmacy complaining about how hard it is for him to sleep these days.  Now that Freddy is up there in years, does he have to stop chasing kids in the Dream World so that he can get up and go to the bathroom a couple times a night?

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves