Honeybee? More Like Morticia Addams

That feeling when you, a Christian nerd, are trying to write Star Wars fanfic and experiment with writing the Force as an allegory for God, but you accidentally commit a Trinitarian heresy because you forget that the story of God and creation must include the particularity of the historical person of Jesus Christ, and that there’s not One Guy in Star Wars who’s fully man and fully Force and you can’t just write someone who’s the closest thing to Force God without actually being of the same substance of the Force, so you have to scrap three beautifully written paragraphs because you don’t want St. Nicholas to come down your chimney and punch you in the face because you turn into a heretic when you’re up past your bedtime

I’ve been overthinking what to do for my first post for like 20 minutes because I’m afraid it won’t be Tumblr funny enough and the scary Tumblr people will come get me, so that’s great