I'm Normal About Pufferfish

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #misinformation and add it to #truths, you end up with #misinformation.

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

IT’S SO CUTE EEEEEEEE don’t apologise I love it 🥺🥺🥺🥺 really outdone yourself with this one because it looks so crispy and official. I don’t think it’s awkward at all like it’s really clear who’s who to me, Thrones mom is smiling and Thrones is just 😐😐 the fact that one is light grey while the other is dark grey here is so cool I never noticed that… I ALSO JUST NOTICED THE SHOU BIRD HAHA he looks like a stamp. Copyrighted by Shou bird.

people get boyfriends and then won’t shut up bro i dont care

Please god I just want to try this fucking spinach dip not access government secrets

I'm going to cry actual tears if this tastes like ass

It tastes. Alright.

Please god I just want to try this fucking spinach dip not access government secrets

I'm going to cry actual tears if this tastes like ass