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Send me a number! (some slightly nsfw) || specify muse if needed

How does your muse feel about seafood?

What is their favorite piece of technology?

When did they lose their virginity?

Was their anything their parents pushed them to do? (e.g. sports, theatre, band)

Describe your muse’s worst nightmare.

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

What was the most embarrassing moment in your muse’s life?

What keeps your muse up at night?

What chronic illnesses does your muse have, if any?

Does your muse get carsick?

Does your muse wear glasses/contacts?

What are some warning signs that your muse is getting depressed? 

What is your muse’s favorite candy?

Does your muse have a “victory song” and if so, what is it?

Who do they tend to bicker with the most?

Has your muse ever been hospitalized or institutionalized? 

Does your muse pray, whether it be to a god or some other force?

Has your muse ever lived in poverty?

Do they have any distinct voice mannerisms? (e.g. saying ‘like’ or ‘um’ a lot, stutters) 

Where are your muse’s ancestors from? Do they keep any of their traditions?

When did your muse learn about sex?

What is your muse most thankful for?

What shoe size is your muse?

Does your muse hate their middle name? \ What is it?

How many hours a day do they spend on the internet/watching TV?

Does your muse have any trophies?

If your muse was given the opportunity to go sky diving, would they?

What is the most common lie your muse tells themselves?

Has your muse ever had a pet? If so, what type?

Who was your muse’s first kiss?

What is your muse’s first memory?

How does your muse feel about crocs?

What are your muse’s biggest pet peeves?

What was your muse’s happiest birthday?

Does your muse cross their legs/ankles when they sit?

What simple task is your muse surprisingly bad at?

Did your muse ever own a Tamagatchi?

What was your muses’s first job?

Does your muse usually go for truth or dare?

Has your muse ever been to a concert?

What is your muse’s favorite holiday?

Does your muse reply to scary chain emails/messages?

Describe the first person your muse remembers losing.

Would your muse ever roleplay?

What is your muse’s Hogwarts house?

What is your muse’s first thought upon waking up?

Name a song your muse can sing every word to. 

Who would your muse sacrifice themselves for, if anybody?

How long is your muse’s penis? || What bra size is your muse?

              TAKEN FROM THIS VIDEO .

❛    that’s  a  fucking  cool  ass  lamb  of  god  shirt  !   ❜

❛    yo  man  ,  where  you  going  ?   ❜

❛    you’re  my  metal  brother  now  ,  dude  .   ❜

❛    yo  man  ,  fucking  bump  that  shit  !   ❜

❛    i  don’t  even  know  what  that  is  .   ❜

❛    i  thought  it  was  christian  metal  .   ❜

❛    are  you  a  poser  or  some  shit  ,  man  ?   ❜

❛    you’re  gonna  fucking  die  now  .   ❜

❛    we’re  gonna  go  listen  to  some  fucking  slayer  or  some  shit  ,  right  ?   ❜

❛    yo  man  ,  let’s  mosh  .   ❜

❛    let’s  mosh  ,  like  ,  right  here  .   ❜

❛    you  gotta  check  this  place  out  ,  it’s  sweet  .   ❜

❛    i  just  got  slayer  engraved  into  my  arm  .   ❜

[  dramatic  pause  ]   [  devil  horns  ]   ❛    opeth  .   ❜

❛    sorry  i’m  late  ,  i  was  being  stalked  by  this  crazy  guy  .   ❜

❛    in  the  name  of  paul  baloff  ,  gary  holt  ,  and  freddie  mercury  .   ❜

❛    you  don’t  understand  ,  man  .   ❜

❛    we’re  fucking  brothers  of  metal  ,  man  .   bonded  by  blood  !   ❜

❛    oh  sick  ,  KISS  !    ❜

❛    i  only  know  one  song  by  them  .   ❜

❛    rock  and  roll  all  day  .   ❜

❛    just  fucking  thrash  ,  man  .   ❜

❛    holy  shit  ,  what  the  fuck  was  up  with  that  ?   ❜

❛    you  got  any  exodus  ,  dude  ?   ❜

   ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀    “WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AT WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS.”

“How much do you want for it?”

“Show me where the safe is, or your family’s dead!”

“Just leave us alone!”

“Hey, you, stay strong, I believe in you.”

“Your family is safe now.”

“When was the last time you saw your father?”

“Will you wear Valentino to the funeral?”

“What is she doing here?”

“You don’t belong here, especially after what you did.”

“You’re seriously gonna do this today?”

“No forced entry, no sign of struggle. Nothing out of the ordinary.”

“What’s the secret, huh? Protein shakes?”

“I broke into the coroner’s office.”

“It’s just a sad old man who kicked it in a big, empty house.”

“You should leave.”

“How long has it been since [name] disappeared?”

“What are you doing in here?”

“Are you just out of rehab?”

“He’s dead! Yay!”

“Thank Christ he’s not our real father so we couldn’t inherit those cold, dead eyes.”

“Save the lecture, I was already leaving.”

“Ex-squeeze me?”

“No need to get your little panties in a bunch.”

“You know, after all these years, I find it strangely comforting.”

“[Name] filed for divorce eight months ago.”

“Yeah, I don’t do that anymore.”

“I made a wish, and it came true, and I couldn’t take it back.”

“Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.”

“Is that my skirt?”

“It’s a little dated, I know, but it’s very breathey on the bits.”

“There are still some important things we need to discuss, alright?”

“Oh, quelle suprise!”

“He sounded on edge, told me I should be careful who to trust.”

“He was a paranoid, bitter old man who was starting to lose what was left of his marbles.”

“I’m not in the right frame of mind.”

“You’re high?”

“Sober up, this is important.”

“How could you think that?”

“Sorry, I’m just gonna go murder Mom, I’ll be right back.”

“Eternal peace is probably overrated.”

“You always were a stubborn bastard!”

“I don’t know about you, but I need a drink.”

“I vote we run, c'mon!”

“The future is shit, by the way.”

“Nice to see nothing’s changed.”

“That’s it? That’s all you have to say?”

“Well, there are worse things that could happen.”

“You should stop talking now.”

“An entire square block, forty-two bedrooms, nineteen bathrooms, but not one single drop of coffee.”

“I feel like we should try and stop him, but then again, I also just kinda wanna see what happens.”

“Alright, guess I’ll see you guys in, what, ten years?”

“I hope that turns out better than your marriage did.”

“I don’t remember this place being such a shithole.”

“Used to sneak out with my brothers and sisters, and eat doughnuts till we puked.”

“Let’s be professional about this, yeah?”

“I hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you might be having, but come on, man, we’re starving!”

“We have decided on, drumroll…. waffles!”

“You should have locks on your windows.”

“Is that blood?”

“I’ve decided you’re the only one I can trust.”

“The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.”

“You really have no idea what you’re doing, do you?”

“I don’t know why I believed you.”

“You have no idea how much I hate you.”

“You do realize they’ll never truly love you, right?” 

“You don’t really blame them for cheating on you, do you?”

“Yeah, but they never really loved you to begin with.”

“This tastes like garbage.”

“I could go with you, or I could swallow razor blades.” 

“Your parents have no idea who you are.”

“You sure as hell aren’t here on purpose.”

“Is it really much of a wonder why we broke up?” 

“I’ve always wondered what it would be like if you left.”

“They think you killed her.” // “They think you killed him.” 

“No amount of make up is going to help you right now.”

“I told him you ditched class to fuck your friend.”

“I hope alternate universe you gets hit by a bus.”

“You can’t change what your parents did, so stop making excuses for yourself.”

“Oh.. No, You look disgusting.” 

“Honestly I’d rather die in a fire.” 

“Your life makes Minions look like a masterpiece.”

“Have you ever heard of swimming with cinder blocks? It’s all the rage right now. You should try it sometime.” 

“You belong on the CW and that is so not a compliment.”

“Did you really think you were going to help the situation?” 

“When you say shit like that, it’s literally the reason we can’t be friends.”

“I liked you better when you acted like I actually mattered to you.” 

“Most people would have left you ages ago.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead.”

“You’re not worth the air.”

“You might still have a shot with the blind.”